SDMB All-Pro Fantasy Football 2017

Last year’s thread

This is the 12th year of this league.

Yahoo is still doing the auto opt in thing on renewals, so I had to boot everyone from the league manually and send an invite to your normal yahoo address. Please take the invite to indicate that you will be playing this year. If you won’t, tell us now.

We usually draft the Thursday after the third preseason week, which would be Aug 31 this year. But in what I think is a new thing, all week 4 preseason games occur that night. So if people want to watch the 4th preseason games, we can schedule the draft date for Wednesday, Aug 30. Traditionally we do 8:30 eastern. Please weigh in on your preference. Tuesday the 29th will be used for the Big League and the following Monday will be used for the HHM league, so Wednesday/Thursday our are best bets.

I put this message in last year’s thread but it was only used a few times. Still in effect:

As always we’re open to discussing potential rule changes.

Historical results:

2006:

  1. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  2. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)
  3. Chitwood’s Penance (Jimmy Chitwood)
  4. Last Place - Kiros (Kiros)
  5. Isotopes (Petey)
  6. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
  7. Court Jesters (D_Odds)
  8. Holding out for Bush (Kid_A)
  9. Purple Helmed Warriors (OneCentStamp)
  10. The Faceisburgers (MsRobyn, I think)
  11. Zone Blitz (RetroVertigo)
  12. Og’s Cowboys (can’t remember)

2007:

  1. Quentin’s Jammers (EsotericEnigma/Jules Andre)
  2. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
  3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  4. The Opposites (Kid_A)
  5. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Lightning)
  6. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)
  7. The Concussions (Kiros)
  8. Isotopes (Petey)
  9. Court Jesters (D_Odds)
  10. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
  11. chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  12. No use for a Name (RetroVertigo)

2008:

  1. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)
  2. Kid_A (Kid_A)
  3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  4. Quentin’s Jammers (EsotericEnigma/Jules Andre)
  5. Kiros Mark IV (kiros)
  6. Court Jesters (D_odds)
  7. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
  8. Isotopes (Petey)
  9. chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  10. No use for a name (RetroVertigo)
  11. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Lightning)
  12. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)

2009:

  1. Quentin’s Jammers (Jules Andre)
  2. Isotopes (Petey)
  3. Frosted_Lightning
  4. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
  5. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  6. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
  7. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  8. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
  9. Court Jesters (D_odds)
  10. Kid_A
  11. Last Place (Kiros)
  12. Tazmanian Devils

2010:

  1. Isotopes (Petey)
  2. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  3. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
  4. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  5. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
  6. Frosted_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
  7. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
  8. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
  9. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  10. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
  11. Court Jesters (D_odds)
  12. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devil)

2011:

  1. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  2. Isotopes (Petey)
  3. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
  4. Court Jesters (d_odds)
  5. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  6. New York Fanboys (Ellis Dee)
  7. Frosted_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
  8. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  9. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
  10. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
  11. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
  12. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)

2012:

  1. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
  2. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  3. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  4. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
  5. The Gridbirds (brianjedi)
  6. Isotopes (Petey)
  7. Omni’s Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  8. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
  9. Overly Sentimental
  10. Frosted_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
  11. Court Jesters (d_odds)
  12. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devils)

2013:

  1. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
  2. Court Jesters (d_odds)
  3. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  4. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  5. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
  6. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
  7. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  8. Overly Sentimental (Chuck)
  9. Isotopes (Petey)
  10. Last Place (Kiros)
  11. Tazmanian Devils (Tazmanian Devil)
  12. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Glass)

2014:

  1. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Glass)
  2. Last Place (Kiros)
  3. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  4. Nine Inch Neils (RNATB)
  5. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  6. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
  7. Overly Sentimental (Chuck)
  8. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  9. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
  10. Court Jesters (d_odds)
  11. Isotopes (Petey)
  12. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)

2015:

  1. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
  2. Overly Sentimental
  3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  4. Frosted_Lightning (Frosted Glass)
  5. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)
  6. Kelly’s Heroes (Munch)
  7. Last Place (Kiros)
  8. Isotopes (Petey)
  9. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  10. Court Jesters (d_odds)
  11. Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
  12. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)

2016:

  1. The Great Old Ones (Ol’Gaffer)
  2. No Use For A Name (Retrovertigo)
  3. Exploding Pancakes (SenorBeef)
  4. Isotopes (Petey)
  5. Nine Inch Neils (Really Not All That Bright)
  6. Court Jesters (d_odds)
  7. Overly Sentimental
  8. Frosted Lightning (Frosted Glass)
  9. Kelley’s Heroes (Munch)
  10. Omnipotents (Omniscient)
  11. Last Place (Kiros)
  12. Chitwood (Jimmy Chitwood)

I need confirmation from Frosted Glass, Ol’Gaffer, Omniscient, Kiros, Overly Sentimental and Jimmy Chitwood that you’ll be playing this year. Take your invite or tell me you won’t be playing so I can work on a replacement.

I am out, sorry. It’s not you, it’s me. I’m dropping from every NFL league I’m in except for my RL friends/family league. Every year it takes me all of about two weeks to remember how football is my least favorite of the fantasy sports (by pretty far, actually), so I’m getting ahead of it this time around. Maybe I’ll be back again in a few years like I was last time I took this break!

Hey, I’m in… but I think I may have deleted the invite. Can you resend or add my manually?

I resent the invite to your normal yahoo FF address.

I’ll need to recruit for the spot vacated by Kiros, is anyone reading the thread interested? I’ll go back through previous threads and check with other leagues.

Still need opinions on if you want to draft Wednesday Aug 30 instead of our normal Thursday 31 due to the 4th preseason games.

Im in. Im good to draft whenever as long as it’s before Sept 1st. I’m heading out of the country for work, and I won’t have access during the flight and I’m unsure if the heathens in Australia will have reliable WiFi.

I’d be in favor of dropping kickers, but not married to the idea so if there is an objection.

Thanks Beef. I got it and registered. Either draft day works for me.

Looks like I’ll be joining you guys this year. Good luck to all!

magnusblitz came to me with an interest in joining our league once Kiros told us he’d be leaving. Welcome board.

Welcome to the league magnusblitz. #3peat

Since no one expressed an interest in either Wednesday or Thursday I’m going to keep it as Thursday to space it a day out from the big league draft, which some of us will be doing both. This does overlap with the week 4 preseason games, but… hardly anyone gives the slightest fuck about those.

I haven’t heard anything from Jimmy Chitwood. He hasn’t been on the boards in over a month. I’ll give him a little while longer, but I can’t be looking to replace people at the last minute, so I’m going to put out some recruitment feelers now.

We’ve had a few people in various leagues not check in yet. I started a recruiting thread listing the vacancies. I’m going to give everyone a little while longer to check in, but I’ll have to start replacing people soon. If you’re interested in picking up another league, you can share your interest in one of those.

I hate to replace Jimmy Chitwood who has been with us from the start, but we’re now less than a week from the draft with no word from him, so if I get interest from someone else who seems like a decent candidate I’m going to have to give his slot to them.

If anyone is interested in it, please chime in.

I’m having trouble finding someone to take the last slot - fantasy interest in the SDMB has been down the last few years - does anyone have a reliable off-board friend who might be interested?

Chisquirrel will be taking our last spot this year. Welcome aboard.

Cool, welcome aboard chisquirrel.

Thanks for getting it set up again beef. Shame about chitwood though. Oh well.

#3peat

Just tried a mock auction to make sure everything works, and see what Yahoo’s interface was like as I’ve only ever used ESPN’s before. There are some things I like about it, but the lack of a ‘pass’ button feels like it’ll add an extra half hour to the auction time.

Oh that has definitely been a lacking feature for years now.

We can move the draft along by nominating quickly. I will beat people with a stick if we spend 25 seconds every pick saying “oh wait, it’s my nomination? huh. Uh… uh… I don’t know… uh… uh… this guy I guess”

It doesn’t really matter who you nominate unless we’re at the very end of the draft and the #1 nomination might win. Just nominate the next guy on the list. Or be prepared - the nomination order is known. You can take 45+ minutes of dead air out of a draft by nominating quickly.