Oh man did that save a shitty fantasy weekend. Came down to the very end there, I beat Omni by 1.2 points barring scoring corrections.
He’d be beating himself up over benching Vincent Jackson (32.70), Benson (22), Hester (21.14), and Austin (11.3), but I think he was kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel a few days ago.
Your championship game will feature losing-record-does-not-belong-in-the-playoffs Petey, vs your fantasy football hero and likely father of your children, SenorBeef.
I benched Bowe after 3 crap weeks and this happens as I knew it would.
I’m reduced to hoping you crush me so I don’t have to beat myself up over the Bowe decision.
Well, guys, I fell asleep at the wheel last week. I was on vacation in Vegas all last week and didn’t bother to check my lineups. In retrospect I’d have easily beat Beef because there’s no way I’d have started Rice in a blizzard over VJax or Hester last week. Based on the way things are looking I’d have probably been the champ. Fuck.
The Rodgers/Rivers matchup is killing me.
You’re going to win. You just won’t win by enough of a margin to give me some sort of peace.
Would anyone have started Bowe (who had almost no production over the last 3 weeks, even though he had Cassel last game) over Calvin Johnson or Brandon Lloyd?
Oh good, I get to beat myself up over Zach Miller vs Ben Watson too.
I have an outside shot with a 22 point lead with Petey having Roddy White, Colston, and Longwell to play. He’s probably about 80% to win. I’d be in good shape if I started Bowe or Miller.
Third place game is pretty close. Great Old Ones has a 7 point lead and McCoy while Omni has Rice and the Falcons D.
Alright Mr. White, your scoring is done for tonight.
Man, I’d hate to see the championship come down to a bleedin’ kicker tomorrow night.
Agreed. Let’s have Roddy White fumble it 19 times in a row so it’s not close.
Got your fumble but wrong dude. Still, better than having White catch another TD.
False start son!
Damn I hate kickers. Too bad they didn’t play in Philly during the blizzard.
Isotopes needs 7 points out of Longwell.
I really needed that Colston TD.
I bet I have a 50% chance of getting the 7 points.
You’ll win by 1 point so I can spend the next week beating myself up over my sit/start decisions.
Longwell’s scores this year:
2, 4, 7, 2, 7, 6, 4, 10, 8, 3, 6, 9, 3, 2. So I may have a decent chance. Maybe we can get a Joe Webb shutout. The randomness that kickers inject usually seems to work against me…
Damn it, I was happy to see that TD since it meant no FG, but then it got reversed…
Now 2 points would do it.
And… looks like the idiot kicker will win Petey the championship. What a year. So should I feel better that he beat me in the semis?
No one should feel good about anything ever again.