Damn, C#3, it must be nice to finally have women fighting over you! ;).
Byzantine,
Mahaaahaaahaaa, between the two of us we can rule the world, I’ll take the part without C #3, thank you very much.
Slythe,
When you learn to grovel at our feet properly, why we will fight over you too.
Lioness,
I rule the King of the jungle
Lioness– I agree, let’s just leave him to his wife who MUST love him very much to put up with him! Wanna see what a bastard he is? Check out the “Does she even know his name?” thread in MPSIMS. Wow, my being a bitch doesn’t hold a candle to him being a total fuck-knock at times!
slythe– yeah, but I wonder, does he realize we are fighting over who gets stuck with him, not who wants him? And yes, I agree with Lioness; grovel, sugar, lick my boot you worthless worm! Kneel at my alter (see the “Genital naming – what’s the deal?” thread in MPSIMS for what this REALLY means!)
Okay, I really should go to bed now… too bad it’s by myself. Well, me and my dog. Hey, don’t go there; I love my dog but I don’t LOVE my dog, know what I mean? 
Lioness, I can explain everything.
Someone broke into my house, found my password and hit on Byz.
Why? To come between us, of course. To break us apart.
Don’t let him!
Dominate me! Castigate me! Make me suffer, but don’t leave me!
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn’t
Byzantine, my love, the whole thing is a mistake. A misunderstanding. Like in those movies, mistaken identities and all that stuff.
You know I only have eyes for you.
You are the Queen of this board.
Come back to me. I’ll do the dishes, I’ll scrub the floors.
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes-but doesn’t
Wally,
That’s it for you buddy. I was going to tell you to eat me, but after I saw you sucking up to Byz. again, well ,you can just forget it.
You have now officially earned my flaming wrath. Maaaaahaahaaahaaahaa, you shall regret the day you trifled with the Lioness’ affections.
Lioness,
I rule the King of the jungle
Damn!
Kelli?
Where are you Kelli?
Wally,
Oh, you are a cheap little tramp boy, aren’t
you ? Just how many skirts have you been blowing smoke up ?
I told you not to blow by the way. Licking is allowed, a bit of nibbling is great, but blowing smoke just isn’t any fun for the blowee.
Now, get back over here and grovel. If you do it properly, I may allow you to marry me and give birth to my children.
Lioness,
I rule the King of the jungle
Give birth to your children?
I’m a guy! We can’t take the pain.
If men had to give birth, the species would go extinct.
Anyway, kitten, if you give me one more chance, I swear I’ll never go whoring on this board again.
Would I lie to you? I’m a guy! We never lie.
Put a flea collar on me and I’ll curl up beside you and never leave your side.
“So you can’t take the pain,” she asked with an evil grin, as she cracks her whip.
“I will show you pain”
Geez Wally , I knew you were a guy, do you think I would give it up to a woman ? It’s ok, we will have the embryo surgically implanted, and I am willing to allow you to have a c-section. I am not turned off by scars, not when I helped put them on you.
We can always put the resulting life-form in a cage, untill we can assertain whether it will walk, crawl, or fly.
After all, you grovel so well. ;). Now I wonder if we have pissed C.#3 off enough for the day ? What do you think ?
Lioness,
I rule the King of the jungle
C#3, I’m with the Lioness over here. Can you do us a favor and fuck off for a while?
Here’s a few bucks, go to a movie or something.
Now, come over here, you frisky, funky, female feline.
Let Leo rub you the right way…
C#3, put that little toy back in your pants and take a hike.
Now, where were me, my little sex kitten?
Purr for me. Growl.
Oh oohh ooohh…
And they say there’s no God!
Wow…this thread is heating up nicely…it’s putting me in the…MOOD.
{turns down the lights…fires up the jacuezzi…puts on some Barry White}
YEAH BABY!!! Do I make you…randy? Yeeaah!
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Grovel? I don’t grovel!
I come to the door with Godiva chocolate truffles in hand, cook up a five course meal for you, do the dishes afterwards, pleasure you until you’re “screaming on the ceiling”, then change the sheets afterwards.
Groveling is for beginers.
They call me MISTER Wizard!
Hah! Talk about beginners!
I hit a homer with a Mars Bar and a cheeseburger.
The opposite of courage is not cowardice, but conformity
Wally,
You are not only a slut, but a cheap slut !!!
I banish you to the world of she-trolls (if there is such a thing).
Lioness,
I rule the King of the jungle
The Lioness stirs.
You would be the exception, thunderthighs.
After I bought a rainbow, I’d go out and buy you the stars.
If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.
Thats:
After I bought you a rainbow, I’d go out and buy you the moon.
Stars come after, depending.
If you’re an optimist, you haven’t been paying attention.
Okay! I changed my mind!
C#3, you are right!! I give you a three day pass out of hell!
getting nauseous
Scram, kid, you’re crowding me.
Thunder thighs ?!?!?! Why you misbegotten, mewling little worm. I’ve got your thunderthighs right here bubba.
You shall never gaze upon my moon.
Grovel away oh boneless one, it will do you no good. To the land of she trolls with you !!!
No, don’t even bother to beg for mercy, here I spend my precious time allowing you to lick my boots and you have the temerity to adress me as thunderthighs.
Well then all I have to say to you is DON’T eat me !!!
Now begone, your she-trolls await.
There satan, better ?
Lioness,
I rule the King of the jungle