SDMB Awards

[scratch1300]

*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog *
** Now if all the female Dopers want to send me pix of their cleavage, I would gladly peruse them all carefully and judge them fairly before giving the nomination to Silly Rabbit.) **

How about us male Dopers, can we send you pictures of our ass-cracks? It’s a kind of cleavage.

[Crunchy_Frog]

*Originally posted by scratch1300 *
**How about us male Dopers, can we send you pictures of our ass-cracks? It’s a kind of cleavage. **

Send them to Drain Bead, I understand she likes asses.

And now for the bad pun:
You can be a real smart-ass scratch.

[Broken_Doll]

I’m both shocked and appauled that my name was not mentioned once on this thread! gasps…shame on you all! SHAME!

Now that that’s over, I nominate myself for the chick on the board with the best ass points to ass or the chick most likely to commit suicide…okay, so it’s late, I’m tired and delerious…

[iampunha]

Bump.

Should we maybe have votes on all these awards? I nominate someone other than myself to tabulate things.

[Totoro]

Props go to scylla for doper to start the thread that had the most instances of chicken rape.

[Silo]

*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog *
(I was going to nominate her for Best Cleavage, but I thought that may spawn too many disagreements. Now if all the female Dopers want to send me pix of their cleavage, I would gladly peruse them all carefully and judge them fairly before giving the nomination to Silly Rabbit.)

HEY!!

I’ll be the judge! I’m unbiased.

[Totoro]

*Originally posted by Silo *
**

*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog *
(I was going to nominate her for Best Cleavage, but I thought that may spawn too many disagreements. Now if all the female Dopers want to send me pix of their cleavage, I would gladly peruse them all carefully and judge them fairly before giving the nomination to Silly Rabbit.)

HEY!!

I’ll be the judge! I’m unbiased.
**

I’ll be the judge of that.

[sk8rixtx]

*Originally posted by Broken Doll *
**I’m both shocked and appauled that my name was not mentioned once on this thread! gasps…shame on you all! SHAME!

Now that that’s over, I nominate myself for the chick on the board with the best ass points to ass or the chick most likely to commit suicide…okay, so it’s late, I’m tired and delerious… **

Though I have never seen your ass, I’ll second this. Why? Just because.

[Astroboy14]

well… I’m gonna nominate myself for most likely to miss all the good stuff because I live halfway around the world and am usually asleep when all the fun stuff is happening and when I come in (way late) to an interesting thread usually all of the obvious funny comments have been made and I either have to think real hard or reel off some lame joke that makes me feel like an idiot ten minutes after I posted it and for longest nominated award name, too!

[Silly_Rabbit]

I would like to nominate smug for the distinguished “SDMB Silly Songs Writer” award.

You can see his latest work of art here.

[jb_farley]

gotta throw in a nomination to smug for coolest People Pages Picture.
jb