Thanks Totoro, right back at ya with the Only Doper I Know Personally.
I’d also like to nominate Zenster for Doper Who Scared Me With His Threats and Strong Opinions with his response to my initial grafitti thread.
Note to self: Try to remember the names of more Dopers whose stuff you liked…stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Uh, no, Totoro. I have you by 940 or so. I’m the Faceless Poster.
You most certainly may. I think I lead everyone in ppd, ppm and I’m pretty decently up there in terms of overall post count.
thinks 16.54 ppd, 504.5 ppm, scheduled to break 3500 on January 3.
And that post count is down from 18.xx, where it rested for several days a few months ago.
You can have my vote, but only if I can be your second in command! I have yet to be seen (unless you count those pictures on the post office wall 
)
Why are you still waiting? I put them up yesterday?
writes in Totoro in the category most likely to miss posts directed at him 
I don’t count them, because you’re wearing the mask in
them. BTW, $2500 bounty is an insult.
As far as I know, you're the #2 on the list. (uh, should I rephrase that?).Well Miser, as you can tell from every single other response you got in your thread, I wasn’t the only one who felt pretty strongly about. I believe more than one moderator felt compelled to comment as well. If you’re really hot to tag something, why not start with your monitor screen.
I’ll definitely nominate you for The Most Poorly Thought Out Thread Since Freak Freely.
For most hypnotic use of smilies, it’s at least a tie. Check out Enderw23’s post at this
thread, it is a definite neck and neck candidate.
I am obliged to make a quintuple nomination;
Duck Duck Goose
purplebear
Scotticher
Silver Fire
Spider Woman
Known from this point on as the “Gang of Five” sweetest posters on these boards.
And finally, Sue Duhnym for being The Best IRL Hostess.
[sup]PS: SUE, IF CREATING RESOURCES AND ORGANIZING EVENTS DEFINES A “SELF SERVING SIG” THEN I CHEERFULLY ACCEPT YOUR NOMINATION.[/SUP]
I LIKE to be given atleast a runners-up award, if not an actual award.
Gotta go to fnord for that one. He started a thread for ChiefScott that consisted solely of smilies.
“And finally, Sue Duhnym for being The Best IRL Hostess.”
Gotta nominate falcon for that one. And no, she didn’t make me say that. She’s busy getting even more drunk.
Sorry, lurkernomore.
D@mn punha, that’s hard to argue with. I can only hope that you drop by the Superbowl Party Thread that will come from Sue’s. It’s going to be a blast. She and her husband do things exactly the same way I try to at my parties, and according to Doobieous, I’m a pretentious food snob so that must mean they clear a higher bar. I mean no disrespect to Falcon in any way shape or form, but it can only be a photo finish.
Ah, I’m not the only antisocial?
::bows to the master:
Pretentious food snobs . . . after four years of boarding school food and two of college cafeteria food, the only thingks I won’t eat are liver and meatballs. And bivalves, but that’s only because I might be allergic to 'em.
Maybe falc and sue can share the award with Chef_Troy.
Temporarily silent doesn’t mean forgotten:
Chief Scott for Toughest, Randiest Outspoken Poster.
Shayna for Warm-hearted, High-Minded All-around Girl-Friendisness.
Same for Diane; where are you??
For Wistful, Funny, Durable Survivors: BornDodgy, Welfy, hypergirl, GuanoLad, Wyldelf
For Quiet Folks Who Keep The Place Vital: too many to mention, but always necesary; you keep the place runnin’, okay?
Pretty obscure her own self,
Veb
And I’ll take it, unless someone can come up with something better.
Oops. That’s what I get for replying before I read the whole thing. I’m not sure if that’s better, but I guess I had better accept it too. 
YAY, andygirl remembered me!
So, of course, I have to nominate myself for something. Actually, there’re a couple.
Person least likely to be missed when real life takes her away from boards and #straightdope for two weeks
Person least likely to be emailed more than twice by anyone on here
Person least likely to ask for a cup of water on the boards if her head was on fire
Person who puts up the best front
Person most likely to turn a self-nomination post into a pity party
Naw, naw, naw…just pre-coffee pre-cigarette malaise.
Can I nominate weirddave as person most likely to have a decent comeback when a total stranger bursts in the door and says, “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior?”
-----> Spamaflyad
Um, if I accept my nomination for the Gang of Five, does it mean I have to wear a baseball cap backwards? [insert worried face emoticon]
And do I have to make those two-handed poking motions in front of my body, you know, whaddatheycallit, signing or marking or signaling or studding or raising or stressing or dissing, oh heck I can’t think what the word is.
Or is it a Chinese Gang of Five? Are we going to have to wear padded Mao jackets, and stand on a balcony and wave to the Teeming Millions? Oh dear, I think I’d prefer the baseball cap and the poking motions, actually. Even if le tout ensemble does include fourteen pounds of tasteless gold chains.
I’d like to toss another nimination in, if I may.
I nominate Eutychus55 as the Busiest Guy In The SDMB Virtual Marriage Booth. 
And I hereby nominate Hamadryad as the Straight Dope Message Board’s Official Tree Spirit, Keeper of the Chlorophyll Flame, and Goddess of the Paperless Office.