I believe pezpunk will go far in life, having demonstrated a proper corporate attitude. Celyn, you’re not supposed to feel bad about being downsized. You’re supposed to look at it as an opportunity for growth. No, really.
But I’m only little! There is not much TO downsize. Oh woe, woe and thrice woe!
I’m back off?
That’s OK, Pez, I’ve become accustomed to your fickle nature.
However, I was promised a severance package, no?
When will the ass-smacking commence?
I don’t care how or why I was on that list, or even that there is no list now, this thread gave me a much needed smile! 
And sidle I read your post as ‘when will the ass-snacking commence?’ :eek:
I never get picked for anything 
No wait, my stalkers/persons with crushes on me just have more descriminating tastes, yeah that it. And they’re shy. Very shy…sigh.
Ha! Just try to get rid of us!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. [insert insane smiley here]
Well, I have made the crush list. While it is not surprising, how could you not love the goodness that is me, I notice the list is alphabetical, which probably explains why I am not at the top of the list, will you be correcting this oversight soon?
pez I am especially pleased to be in with such a small list and I feel ever so important to you. smooch
If I ever made a crush list, I would immediately suspect some ulterior motive by the crusher ( or is that crushee?) in order to further their career/post-count.
[Dr. Phil] Life Law 2398: When yooooou are ready to be on the crush list then yoooooou will open your self up more insteeead of setting up walls around you, thus inhibiting you from being crushed like yoooou want to. It’s up to you. Yooooou are the only thing holding yourself back. [/Dr Phil]
Oh, what an emotional rollercoaster. Happy to be on the list, ecstatic to stay on the list, and then dumped off the list like a pair of smelly socks.
Oh, the shame!
::sniff::
I never thought to check a crush list because who would ever have a crush on me? Low and behold there’s my name! I feel all tingly inside. I…I…just want to say “You love me! You really love me!”
Ha. My godlike sexual aura forces my name onto EVERYONE’s crush list, whether they like it or not.
Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Fools! I’ll crush you all!
Me!
Shucks!
[Homer]
Woo-hoo!
[/Homer]
All crushees have been dispersed! GO HOME!
[sub]except you kirsten dunst… you stay[/sub]
But, I brought along 8 friends for that 10 woman orgy you so wanted…
sigh
Guess I’ll have to return them then if the crush offices are closed.
crush offices are closed… Orgy offices are open you silly thing
all orgy attendees must check in with teh original pezpunk mistress of note; me!
though i will not be involved in the orgy, as I’m celibate.
Whutzah pezpunk?
I made the list…? I made the list!!! Wooo!
I recently got in touch with my feminine side. Unfortunately we have fallen in love and now spend eight to ten hours of every day committing naughtinesses in bus shelters.