Jebus Superdude! DO NOT GO MAKING THIS A REAL CRUSH THREAD!
THIS IS NOT, I REPEAT, NOT A REAL CRUSH THREAD! IT IS IN RESPONSE TO THE HUG INFLUX (oops cap lock) of crush threads on the board a few weeks ago. If you really must present your crush list howz about doing it elsewhere?
Wow, I made it onto the list! I’m so overcome with emotion! I want to thank pezpunk, for supporting me with this thread, my family, for never letting me quit, even when I felt like it, my friends, for giving me the inspiration I needed to make the most of my life, and most importantly, the Big Guy, because without him we’d all be nothing… Thanks, Cecil!