SDMB Diplomacy - Here we go again!

In between razzing each other, I’ve got some questions for the multitudes that have played Dip:

  1. About how many times have you played Dip:
    a) online (email)
    b) FTF
    c) postal

  2. For each of the above that apply, how many games have you been in that have had a winner (18 bases)?
    (If you remember, which countries won?)

  3. How many games have you won?

1a) I’m guessing I’ve played 12-15 games FTF (it was a long time ago).
1bc) Dip 983 is my fifth email Dip game; I’ve never played postal.

  1. There were winners in 2 of the FTF games. Austria both times.

  2. I’ve been in some DsIAS, but have never won outright.

1.a. 6 times email
b. never FTF
c. never by regular mail (wouldn’t that take forever?)

  1. The four on the SDMB, no winner (three are still ongoing)
    The two before, I don’t remember.

  2. Counting Dip 983 and Dip 936, two.

Har de har har.

Remember kids, in WAR only the GM wins.

To answer the questions…

1a: about 20 online games
1b: Maybe 5-8 FTF
1c: 1 (and you’re right, it takes forever)

2: Maybe 1/3 or so of all games played end up with a solo win. Maybe fewer depending on the quality of players.

3: Two.

I’ve played about 10 FTF games many years ago, and I’m guessing I won a couple and finished a couple more as a draw.

I’m in my third email game, and have lost pathetically once, one was left indeterminate (with me in the lead), and then we have my current struggle.

I never played via post mail.

983 is my first Dip game of any kind. QED.

::taps foot manically:: :smiley:

Does it every time. Drives him absolutely nuts. :wink:

Jeez, RT! I have 5 (count 'em 5!) games to adjudicate this morning!

Nonetheless…

Both 936 and 983 have been adjudicated. Knock yourselves out.

And I still have to get orders in for aberration!

Hey, it keeps you out of trouble. :slight_smile:

And can anyone stop that green juggernaut?! Looks like Russia left the back door unlocked at home when he went on vacation in Germany!

Ummm, White Lightning?

The victory parade is supposed to take place in Turkey, not Hungary.

You have packed your fate in a neat little package on a one way road to oblivion.

Regarding the questions:

This is my second e-mail game, counting the previous version of 936. I played a couple of face-to-face games when I was an undergrad, but I don’t recall any specifics, I’m afraid.

I begged.
I pleaded.
I cajoled.
Back when I still had 4-5 units, I TOLD Russia that Italy would take care of me and then have nowhere to go but against him. I even set up a coalition to face down Italy, needing nothing but Russia’s cooperation to make it work.

Russia ignored me.

Now the truth is as bitter as a brave man’s fears, and the crows have come home to roost.

I’m done, but…
I TOLD YOU SO!

:stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

Boy, this is a fun game! :slight_smile:

Now, now, Weirddave…no one likes to see a Sultan going “neener, neener, neener”…

Besides, who says you’re “done”? Now’s when you start selling your services to the highest bidder. Who can you get to offer more, Russia or Italy? Get some of that good ol’ mercenary spirit going!

When you’re down to 1 unit, you may not be dead, but you’re pretty damned close. After all, there’s no way you can protect your existing base and conquer a new one at the same time.

IME, 3 bases seems to be more or less the minimum viability level: I can’t remember a game when someone reduced to 2 or fewer bases bounced back to become a viable player, but I’ve seen it happen with 3.

At least in 936, his position is such that any one of four of his neighbors would be glad to help him get a third supply center. There’s a lot of negotiation potential there.

He can at least choose in whose side he wants to be a thorn.

Gee, me, a thorn. My momma would be so proud!

And I might point out that he’s actually down to two units in 983, not one, and I can cheerfully guess in whose side he’d most like to be a thorn.

Nothing to be done, I suppose – ‘irreconcilable differences’ and that bit.

White Lightning, just wanted you to know that I have relocated some of the Faberge’s to make room on my mantel for your skull.

Maybe I’ll put a little candle inside.

Well, yeah, but at least for now, he only controls one of the bases to support those units. So barring a gain of some real estate this move, he’s down to one.

Now, where did I leave my tap-dancing shoes? I’ve got a 7:01am appointment to annoy our esteemed GM in the morning. :smiley:

Abe Babe, I can honestly say that I am looking forward to spending a lot of time in your home.