SDMB Diplomacy - Here we go again!

Wow, that DIP 983 map is interesting. I can see that Diplomacy doesn’t factor in the French, Italian or Russian real life inability to win a war.

If there are any history buffs out there you might be interested to read Alexander Solzhenitsyn’s August 1914 which documents what a real mess the Russian Army was in at the beginning of WWI. Interestingly, from his perspective, Russia was able to win some battles against the Germans because the German leadeship failed to believe how inept the Russians actually were and thought that it must be a trap.

I dunno, Russia was doing pretty well by the end of 1943 in WWII.

You gotta go with your strengths. A gajillion inhabitants and a totalitarian regime.

I was thinking more contemporary to the game. France did pretty well in taming England once upon a time IIRC. And there was that short guy with the phobia of showing one hand, who did pretty well there for a while before the other teams ganged up on him. For Italians, if you go back long enough to before they were called Italy they had a pretty good winning streak going.

Once again, he reveals his true nature…

Michael Jackson?

Barbara Tuchman also goes through this, though probably in less detail, in The Guns of August, which is of course one of the most riveting nonfiction books ever.

:eek:

Ha!

Winter 1904 in Dip 983 has been adjudicated.

HAH!

Take THAT, RT!

7:12AM (by my clock)! And it’s done!

Neener neener!

Hey, I had all of this morning’s builds and disbands on my board at home last night. :smiley:

Well, this is just great. Not only have you all sucked me into Dip 936 but now I am about hooked on watching Dip 983 to see what will happen next. Can the Russians hold on against the Italians and French? Do the Germans have a snowballs chance in Hades? Will Rachel go back to Ross?

Yeah, I needed this, just way too much spare time in my life. Not.

Well, this is just great. Not only have you all sucked me into Dip 936 but now I am about hooked on watching Dip 983 to see what will happen next. Can the Russians hold on against the Italians and French? Do the Germans have a snowballs chance in Hades? Will Rachel go back to Ross?

Yeah, I needed this, just way too much spare time in my life. Not.

Well, that’s it gentlemen! He’s ours!

And I, too, await the outcome of 983. That’s an interesting one.

It’s all part of my master plan to appear weak, and then come back on glory to be crushed like junkyard car.

One of us!

One of us!

One of us!

Awww, Math Geek, I didn’t know you cared. [giggle] Yes, I fought bravely to hold onto my crown and maintain my reign as Queen of England. But, alas, treachery and, um, well, my very unskillful playing, did me in. :o :cool: Though I am now in exile, I still retain the right to call myself the Queen of England. :smiley: You go right on ahead and “exact karmic justice,” or as I like to term it, give them a good spanking, for me, hon. I’m rootin’ for you. :slight_smile:

Russia fighting France? They’re best buds. I only wish Germany would respond to my emails. Sigh. Guess I’m on my own now.

And, RTFirefly: Harrumph. I haughtily turn up my superior Italian nose at your filthy French fleets.

Isn’t it, though? There’s this aspect of whamming into someone, then wheeling around in another direction and whamming someone else (or getting whammed into from the blind side, depending on who you are) that reminds me of bumper-cars. And the fun lasts for weeks, instead of being over in ten minutes!

You can have a bumper car
this amusement never ends
I want to be your sledgehammer
:smiley:

Hey, he and I have been allies all game, and his replies to my emails take laconic to the maximum possible while still qualifying as communication.

It happened to Russia earlier, and he somehow survived. If you don’t like the way the alliances are lining up, just wait a move or two.

Fetchez la vache!

Quoi?

Fetchez la vache!! :smiley:

M-e-e-e-e-e-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-h-h-h-h-h!!!

Fetch the cow?