SDMB Diplomacy World Championship

Woo! Dogpile on Germany! Good times, good times.

In game one, Turkey…WTF?

Must suck to be Austria in game 1 – four failures out of five orders? Apparently Turkey upset quite the apple-cart there…

:shrug:

I was hoping to catch Austria sleeping. It doesn’t really matter anymore becuase Russia and Austria are allied against me. It reallly doesn’t matter any more becuase Austria is in prime position and I assume will turn on Russia this turn.

Well, it’s not quite that simple. Nothing is ever a forgone conclusion in this game.

However, a Hold in Smyrna? Just…um, ok.

Eek. Turkey holding Rum and Sev, with Bul unpreventably to come? Wow.

German A bur retreats to gas.

Updated map is at: http://www.wooleysark.com/dip

So what’s the holdup, sport? Still in shock over the stabbiness?

I suspect the guy’s got one of those fancy newfangled “lives” I’ve heard about.

No fair! I canceled all social engagements and quit my job to devote myself wholly to this game! I expect no less from the rest of you!

…and someone help me get my job back after I get knocked out of the tourney, too?

hyperventilating

Map is at: http://www.wooleysark.com/dip

Retreats/Disbands:
German F Sweden can retreat to Finland or Baltic Sea or Denmark or Skagerrak or OTB.

That is due by tomorrow morning or it defaults to OTB.

Builds/Disbands for Winter:
England may build 1 unit. May build A or F in edi, lon or lvp.
France may build 1 unit. May build A in par or A or F in bre or mar.
Germany must remove 1 unit.
Russia may build 2 units. May build A in mos or war or A or F in stp.

Schedule:
Winter 1902 Orders due: Thursday, December 22, 2005, 9AM Eastern US Time
Spring 1903 Orders due: Wednesday, January 4, 2006, 9AM Eastern US Time
Fall 1903 Orders due: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 9AM Eastern US Time

And the orders:
Austria: F Aegean Sea Supports A Serbia - Greece (Cut)
A Budapest - Serbia
A Galicia - Rumania (Fails)
A Serbia - Greece
A Vienna - Budapest
England: F Belgium - Holland
F English Channel - Belgium (Fails)
F North Sea Supports F Belgium - Holland
A Norway Supports F Gulf of Bothnia - Sweden
France: A Burgundy Supports A Ruhr - Belgium
A Marseilles - Spain
A Paris - Picardy
F Spain(sc) - Mid-Atlantic Ocean
Germany: F Berlin - Kiel
A Gascony Hold
A Munich Hold
A Ruhr - Belgium
F Sweden Hold (Dislodged)
Italy: F Ionian Sea - Eastern Mediterranean
A Piedmont Hold
A Tuscany Hold
F Western Mediterranean - Gulf of Lyon
Russia: F Black Sea Supports F Rumania - Bulgaria(ec) (Cut)
F Gulf of Bothnia - Sweden
F Rumania - Bulgaria(ec) (Fails)
A Silesia - Berlin
A Ukraine - Sevastopol
Turkey: F Ankara - Black Sea (Fails)
A Bulgaria Supports A Constantinople (Cut)
A Constantinople Supports A Bulgaria
F Smyrna - Aegean Sea (Fails)

Map is at: http://www.wooleysark.com/dip

Retreats/Disbands:
English F Norway can retreat to Norwegian Sea or Barents Sea or OTB.

That’s due tomorrow morning or it goes OTB by default.

Builds/Disbands for Winter:
Austria may build 1 unit. May build A in bud.
England must remove 1 unit.
France may build 1 unit. May build A or F in bre or mar.
Russia may build 1 unit. May build A in war.
Turkey may build 2 units. May build A or F in ank or smy.

Schedule:
Winter 1902 Orders due: Thursday, December 22, 2005 9AM Eastern US Time
Spring 1903 Orders due: Wednesday, January 4, 2006 9AM Eastern US Time
Fall 1903 Orders due: Tuesday, January 10, 2006 9AM Eastern US Time

And the orders:
Austria: A Bohemia - Tyrolia (Fails)
A Greece Hold
F Trieste Hold
A Vienna Supports F Trieste
England: A London Hold
F North Sea - Denmark (Fails)
F Norway - North Sea (Dislodged)
F Skagerrak Supports F North Sea - Denmark
France: F Belgium Hold
A Marseilles - Burgundy
A Paris Supports A Marseilles - Burgundy
A Picardy Supports F Belgium
A Spain - Portugal
Germany: F Denmark Supports F Helgoland Bight (Cut)
F Helgoland Bight Supports F Denmark
A Holland Supports A Ruhr
A Munich - Burgundy (Fails)
A Ruhr Supports A Holland
Italy: A Apulia - Albania
F Ionian Sea Convoys A Apulia - Albania
A Tyrolia Supports A Venice - Trieste (Cut)
A Venice - Trieste (Fails)
Russia: A Moscow - Sevastopol (Fails)
A St Petersburg Supports F Sweden - Norway
F Sweden - Norway
A Ukraine - Rumania (Fails)
Turkey: F Aegean Sea - Bulgaria(sc)
F Black Sea - Constantinople
A Rumania - Ukraine (Fails)
A Sevastopol Supports A Rumania - Ukraine (Cut)

Oh, France. Surrounded by a hostile Italy and a friendly England, you listen to Germany’s sweet-talk while he’s being dismembered by England and Russia? It’s unfortunate but the Franco-German alliance a very short-lived one.

What the hell? A Russian-Austrian-Italian alliance against the poor little Ottoman Empire?

They crave your ottomans. They have many comfy chairs but no comfy footrests.

The Game 2 map still gives me a headache. So much unresolved conflict. So much stress.

What did you expect after you made a grab for my Brest!

:eek:

Did he make motorboat noises?

You can hear the thud of all the bounces.

Then again Game 1 looks like a tie-dye, so I’m not sure that’s easier to cope with.