Q: Who’s got a “big ten inch” and big, well-handled balls?
Next: pluck pluck pluck pluck pluck
What do you say when your hair goes on plire?
Because there’s no right angles
What statement appeared frequently in the book A Politically Correct Guide to Geometry?
*March Madness
What did General Paresis say to Private Madness?
Fizzy stick
What does your girlfriend not want to use right after douching?
Happy Punky Bunnies.
What’e the name of Britney Spears next movie?
Please press 1.
What do you have to do if you want to hear two tones, one of 697 Hertz and one of 1209 Hertz, sounded at the same time?
(OMG, I’m sorry I’m such a GEEK!)
Pocket Protectors and Brylcreem
What’s the safest form of birth control?
(Sorry, geek. I just had to do it. Easy target!)
next:
Because her pants were green.
Why did the doctor immediately suspect that the patient had a runny nose?
Flaming Red Hair.
Hey! No need to bring my girlfriend into this!
What was the name of the popular boy toy Irish pop group?
Austin Powers, George W. Bush, and a dog named mambo
Who are the three characters in the fourth film of the wildly hillarious Austin Powers series entitled “The Axis of Evil and a Dog named Mambo?”
next:
10 days 5 hours 27 minutes and 16 seconds, now 15, 14, 13…
How long is until I have to come back from holidays?
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.
“So, Mr. Dundee, shall I come see you tomorrow?”
Next: Small yappy-type dogs.
What’s the ideal pet for those that have no one to talk to?
Ouch! That hurts!
What three special words did Justin Timberlake get tired of waiting to hear Britney Spears say?
A partridge in a pear tree
What did the cops find at the scene of the psychadelic bus crash?
Invisible Bolwing Balls
What do male Invisible Bolwings have between their legs?
Invisible Bowling Balls
Other than alien abductions, what do macho men claim gave them bruises when they actually got smacked around by old ladies in their karate classes?
Sinusoidal slugs
Wudja have for breakfast, Wikkit?
Iggy Pop’s voice