SDMB Poker Q2 2010 - It's like taking Tabasco from a baby

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Final standings:*

1 notfrommensa 83.2
2 Oslo Ostragoth 69.0**
3 Robot Arm 68.3
4 Red Skeezix 66.9
5 MentalGuy 64.2
6 MissTake 63.9
7 Yeticus Rex 59.2
8 Dag Otto 54.8
9 Gray Ghost 54.2
10 Craneop2 53.5
11 fubbleskag 49.4
12 frosted glass 45.0
13 peekercpa 44.8
14 Meeko 41.2

None of us humanoids really had a chance. Congratulations, nfm!

Close in the 2 through 6 spots.

Wins:

4 nfm, red
1 crane, mental, oslo, root, yeti

Cashes:

5 mental, missy, nfm, oslo, red
3 dag, root
2 crane, fubbs
1 ghost, meeko, peek, yeti

Bubbles:

3 crane
2 root
1 frosted glass, fubbs, meek, mental, missy, nfm, oslo, yeti

**red: I agree that this looks screwy, but I’ve been looking at the spread for a half hour and don’t see an error.

*poster reserves the right to correct errors from now until time eternal.

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I don’t know if it looks screwy or not. I had a pretty abysmal streak here at the end.

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uh, yeh, congrats mensa. who the heck invited you to this durn party, anyways?

oslo, clear liquids.

i remember getting ready for my first colonoscopy many years ago. the doc said only clear liquids for 24 hours before the procedure. no food or stuff.

i just loaded up on bud light and chardonay (clear, right). i was so fucking hungover the next day that getting the sedatives to have something jammed up your ass was like heaven.

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[salsa commercial] Get a rope![/salsa commercial]

Talk about TMI.

Today I found out that feeling 100% better than totally crappy does not equal feeling 100% of anything. Thank God-og-whatever it seems that I can now eat solid foods again.