SDMB ~ The Epic Musical Sequel

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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If you will please forgive me for jumping on and making a special announcement even though this may not be the appropriate place-

As some of you know I had a bit of a rough year. I did some stuff that I could and arguably should have been banned for, but the mods stood by me. I really appreciate that.
That’s why I’d like to dedicate this little number to the mods. I never meant to make your jobs harder. This is for all of you, but especially for Bricker, for though I know he’s straight I think he’s the one who would most respond to fact that I’m singing it while dressed as Mimi in a special 40" waist blue spandex jumpsuit with accessories purchased off e-Bay from the grip who stole them directly from Rosario Dawson.

I’m sorry.

I’m truly sorry. I thought I could do this but I can’t. I can’t. I can’t write no more sad and emotional posts. I just can’t do it.

One two three OpalCat
hit me
Bop be bop, bop be bop be deed bop
Bop be bop, bop yeah
Skip Magic, huh, come on up
One two three hit me
Uh, sound good, yeah
Tom’n’Debb on the floor, one two three, hit it
Yeah, ow, uh, come on
Frank- hit it, uh, yeah

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I’ve prepared my audition, meek.
::clears throat::

[RIGHT]Poster’s Lament
to the tune of Diva’s Lament
from Spamalot
by Eric Idle & John DuPrez[/RIGHT]

What ever happened to my thread?
The main idea is all but dead.
Now we’re halfway through page nine,
And only 14 posts are mine!
It’s been hijacked since on page four,
Though I keep trying to restore.
This is one unhappy OP,
All the Dopers have ignored me,
It seems they’ve misconstrued what I have said!
Whatever happened to my thread?

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Encore, Encore, ::Tosses roses to Rose::

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Holy Crap!

I mean that in a good way…
Please say this is a trilogy!

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I made it!! I’m gonna be a star!! Mom! Dad! did you see me?.. well… no it was… no not that one eith… right, the one with the dancers and,… well you couldn’t really see my face completely but… right when the first two lines of dancers went down on their knee I was right behind the tall guy on the far left… no just left of him… yeah… one of the ones with the face masks… yes!! that was ME!!!
:: (SCREAM!!!) ::

Amazing work Meek!!!

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Just wanted to say this really quickly…

!!!GOOD JOB MEEK!!!

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::: Jumps up and claps wildly:::
Bravo! Bravo!

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Without Meek
to the tune of “Without me” by Eminem

Sung by meek
Two doper lurkers go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two doper lurkers go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside

Guess who’s back, back again
meek is back, tell a friend
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back,
Guess who’s back, guess who’s back…

I’ve created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
read posts no more they want music I’m chopped liver
well if you want music, this is what I’ll give ya
a little bit of meek mixed with some hard liquor
some vodka that’ll jumpstart my brain quicker
than a shock when I get shocked at the boards
by the dopers
when I’m not cooperating
when I’m mocking the mods while they’re moderating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I’m back,
I’m on the flag and burninating!!
I know that you want a job Ed Zotti but Cecil’s smartness is complicating
So the SDMB wont let meek be or let meek be meek so let me see
they tried to shut meek down on the GD
but it feels so empty without meek
So come on pit, dumb on your lips
jump back pitter, I’ll pit all your pits
and get ready
cuz this shit’s about to get bawdy
I just re-upped my membership…Fuck YOU MODDIES!

Now this looks like a job for meek
so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little song parody,
cuz it feels so empty without meek

Little hellions dopers feeling rebellious
embarrassed, cuz their still postin’ their dumb shit
they start feeling the flamers helpless,
'til someone comes along on a mission and yells “PIT”
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, pollutin’ the e-waves
a rebel, so let me just revel an bask
in the fact
that I got everyone kissing my ass
and it’s a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see
so many posts of my past you ask for meek?
Well I’m back [batman sound]
fix your misspelled post enter it in and then I’m quickly gonna
enter in and up into your ears like a earring
The center of attention back for the early spring
I’m interesting, the best thing since editing
Investing in your Straight Dope not guesting
Testing
“Attention Please” get the mention soon as someone pensions meek
here’s meek’s 10 cents (for him it’s free)
A nuisance, who paid, you paid for meek?

Now this looks like a job for meek
so everybody just follow me
cuz we need a little song parody,
cuz it feels so empty without meek

Nya-nya-nya nya nya,
Nya-nya-nya nya nya,
Nya-nya-nya nya nya,
Nya-nya-nya nya nya

(Fade out)

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…but sometimes life bites you in the ass when you least expect it. I couldn’t let this thread die without a response.

anyrose - Posters Lament was simply beautiful. It brought tears to my eyes.
This thread needed a bit of class. Thank you. You are on top of the list for the female lead if there is going to be another one. I’ll use members now that the mods are all big stars and all and I can’t re-sign them for another sequel on such a low-budget production.

(I say “if” there is another one because its entirely up to WhatExit? because he paid my board fee and now owns my ass…) :wink:

Sampiro that was very funny. I didn’t know the songs but your post had me chuckling.

Ghanima - Buddy ~ THAT WAS FRICKIN’ HILARIOUS!!! The “must-see” song video is here. <– (YouTube Link) Great job man. Absolutely perfect. Got any more?

Thanks all!
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First song: And I’m Telling You from Dreamgirls

Second song: Jimmy Got Soul (Jimmy’s meltdown and second song (starts about 1 minute into this clip)

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I should have guessed that but I didn’t catch that movie. :smack:
Now that I’ve heard the songs and re-read your post…

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaha.
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