I’d kill to be Halle Berry–that woman!–but I’m not black. sigh
I’ll have to settle for Angelina Jolie. 
Is that possible?
I don’t know if I should be happy or upset by that.
Emma Watson. We look scarily similar and she already knows how to play an eccentric know-it-all.
Can I be in the sex scene? I’ll play myself.
I never know who to cast myself as in these things.
No. Winona Ryder.
Jack Black is JoeyHemlock. Ask anyone. 
I can’t think of anyone good for SPOOFE though.
Whoops! I forgot to add:
Monster104: Matt Damon
I´ve been told I´ve got a passing ressemblance to Josh Hartnett; doesn´t matter because I´ll do the 3D stuff for the movie.
How you doin´? 
For me, Kenneth Branagh as Burl Ives.
That’s generally how my love life works.
ZING!
A couple of Dopers have indicated that I remind them of Ron White.
They call me, Tater Salad.
Shucks, I was going to call dibs on Winona.
I call Walken, just so I can imagine him ranting about the Mariana Trench.
Then I call “dibs” on hitting on you.
Humphrey Bogart
That’s funny…I was seeing you more as Audrey II…
Have you seen Richard Dreyfus lately? Wilford Brimley could play Richard Dreyfus!