I beg your pardon.
You are the shooter or the shootie?
Jason Mewes, aka Jay.
And for myself, I would cast…
I don’t know. Probably just a bit part anyways.
You decide, though. Who do I look like?
Of course, that was me 40 pounds ago, so just give me a rounder face and bigger arms.
Luke Wilson.
Sweet!
I’m the one being shot at, if I had a pic I’d post a link
No replies. 
Once again I’m reminded that Hollywood actors don’t look like me.
I’ve heard that I resemble Christian Slater twice, and Keanu Reeves once. I don’t particularly want either of those gents playing me, so I’ll star in the movie myself, as none other than Spike Spiegel of Cowboy Bebop fame.
Yes, this post is little more a thinly-disguised excuse to post these pics again. So sue me; I like 'em. 
How you doin’?
What? I like Stephen Root. Big deal.
:eek: :dubious: 
Look at those effing cinderblocks! They let you have a camera in the joint?
You’re tough, man. If I wanted to jab at you, I’d say Jon Cryer. Sure, he’s remarkably successful and has been in a few seminal “Generation-X” flicks, but these days… ?
From what I know of you though, I’m certain you’d prefer an understated, solid actor. Go with Michael Jai White. He’s been in a lot of great stuff, but most people probably remember him best as Spawn, née Assassin Al Simmons.
Awww, that’s nice. They’d have to age her about 20 years, but those FX people are amazing.
I was so afraid somebody would cast Fannie Flagg as me.
I’m sorry to say, if we ever meet, I may be compelled to kick you in the head. Please don’t take it personally.
It happens.
You don’t happen to use a smoke detector as a kitchen timer, do you? [wink, wink]
“Hey, NCB, you just said ‘[wink, wink]’ out loud!”
I’m not too familiar with teen actors. Who would play me?
The kid who plays Hunter on Queer as Folk, Harris Allan.
Or Tucker Carlson.
:d&r:
I saw that on Sundance Channel, I think it was, not too long ago.
so, how was I?
Well, let’s see, for me it would obviously have to be either Ray Liotta or D. B. Sweeney.