Have NO clue what that means, I’ll take it as a compliment, if you don’t mind. I’ll hit PC pretty soon.
Hmm…
Lemme check my list…
**
matt_mcl
Esprix
iampunha
jarbabyj
Sue Duhnym
**
This is only my top five, of course. I would list all, but I really need to get to sleep sometime this week…
Secret crush?
Nope, not any secret ones to speak of.
Hehe…okay, time to scare people!
Secret crushes:
Mr. Visible
Doobieous
Esprix
Iampunha
goboy
That’s the Top 5 “crushes that fit my orientation”.
For friendsy crushes, there’s chique and reprise, my chatbuds. These are the ones that would be first in line for real crushes if I were straight. 
jayjay
Nope, nope, nope, nope, can’t do it, too embarassing, can’t say it, I refuse.
For one thing, I don’t get crushes. I don’t. I just…don’t. I’ve had, like, two. Ever. Crushes, I mean. Like, you know, in my whole life. A couple of times I’ve told people I was crushing on them, but it’s only because they told me first and I didn’t want them to feel bad (which in retrospect was totally not worth it).
But lordy, I have one now. But I’m not saying anything. Just can’t, nopenope. Besides, she hasn’t been on much lately.
And I’m not gonna start flirting again, so don’t even try it. Really. Almost 100% probability of never. Almost.
[sub]And ‘qualifier girl’ rides off into the sunset…[/sub]
OK, I’ve got 6 (I just couldn’t narrow it down to five; heck, narrowing it down at all is difficult):
Not-so-secret crushes:
- TruePisces (flirted with incessantly)
- Tequila Mockingbird (ditto)
Semi-secret crush:
- jarbabyj (publicly declared admiration, but not exactly crush-like)
And, revealed for the first time, three secret crushes:
- Arden Ranger
- Silver Fire
- Sue Dunhym (I couldn’t for the life of me remember how to spell her username; hope it’s correct)
Please do take it as a compliment. Scrumtralescent is from a SNL sketch with Will Ferrell as James Lipton, host of “Inside the Actor’s Studio”.
But let me try again. Uncle Bill is FABULOUS, and has turned me on to K Cider. Blessed is he.
katie
:o
I’m sorry, but my crushes are going to remain unrevealed. However, just be aware that they do exist!
<---------- (directed at my secret crush)
:eek:
Really? You do keep secrets well! I would have never guessed. I think I’m blushing over here…[sub]actually, I’m grinning like an idiot[/sub] <---- see?
Oh, and sheesh, Crunchy and 'punha. Doesn’t everybody have you on their Crush List somewhere? I’ve announced my crushes on you the last coupla times we’ve done this and AFAIK I’m still virtually married to 'punha and **Crunchy ** is just about my favorite person to get email from.
Is my crush for Sue Duhnym still secret?
Guess it is time to reveal it publicly then…
Plus TruePisces is also a lady I appreciate:)
And Soda dear…How can I leave you out?
Well, I’ve cut down on the overt flirting a bit (not that you don’t deserve it!); besides, I’m shy. [sub]No, really![/sub]
Now I’m blushing.
Any woman who’s not ashamed to admit she lives in Oklahoma is OK by me! (I grew up there.)
And: darn it darn it darn it!! I did misspell Sue Duhnym’s name (at least if Watermelon Man is to be believed)! Sorry, Sue. And, on preview, I realized what a horrible unintentional pun occurs in the previous line. Sorry, Arden.
Oh, Watermelon, you seriosly made my day.
Smooches!!
After six months of trying everything but lighting my toes on fire and turning naked cartwheels, it finally happened.
Somebody dropped my name in a “Crush Thread”.
So, okay, I guess it’s heart-on-the-sleeve time:
Persephone, the Gracious Lady, for taking me under her wing.
Medea’s Child for always being sweet.
…and, in our “Last shall be first” department:
The Ladies Whose Fan Club I am a Charter Member Of
hardygrrl who isn’t afraid to admit to “girly” moments (and who I’m having a deuce of a time re-connecting with, tho’ she seems to be well-occupied)
TruePisces, the Instructor, who helped me learn the gentle and subtle (ChiefScott notwithstanding) art of SDMB flirting.
Falcon who helped me perfect it.
…and all those whom I actually place on the “Admire from Afar” list, just because I’ve no idea how to say hello:
[sub]…in no particular order[/sub]
Eve
Tequila Mockingbird
Hamadryad
Spider Woman
screech-owl
…and, in truth, all the lovely ladies who populate this online haven. I’ve never encountered a more fascinating collection of charm, grace, intelligence, and beauty inside and out, than I find here on the SDMB.
Is that an across-the-board, open flirt?
Sure. But it’s also true. 
Well, let’s see. I have two.
Yes, I’m very picky about people I choose to like.
First off is Jester, of course. Yes, honey, look! You’re on someone’s list!! This is a natural choice for me though, and not really too much of a secret.
Second is MagicalSilverKey. He makes me laugh! That’s always a good thing.
Some gentlemen that need naming…
London Calling
TwistofFate
messiah
RedBoss
matt mcl
AlphaGene
and the ladies…
Persephone
Valerie Blaise
elelle
Diane
I could go on…
Jester? Jester likes me?
:eek:
:D:D:D:D
Okay, enough of that.
And thanks, Tygr! Glad I could be of service.
Oh, and I kinda have a thing for Sassy, too. Not only is she THE Alpha Redhead, she sent me chocolate when I was bumming. Gotta love a woman that’ll do that.
Tygr,
Thank you:)
As Number One could testify-sometimes the emails get delayed…
And yes,he’s keeping me VERY well occupied
::thinks about things said on the phone and emails and grins like an idiot::
BTW…Stinky Paws?
Wanna play Jeff and Lita?
Soda! I knew I was forgetting someone I really wanted on that list. I’m sorry, babe! You know you’re on my list, right?!
Crunch!
I’ll forgive you when you send me that long lost e-mail…
Oh, who am I fooling, I’ve already forgiven you. But I’m still waiting for that e-mail.
Wow, I got four used-car-salesman smilies! That just made my day.
What can I say. I’m a sucker for hot, witty redheads.