I like beef jerky. A lot.
I didn’t know I was supposed to be ashamed of liking
Falco’s “Rock Me Amadeus.”
hangs head in shame
::whispers::
I listen to 80s music. Voluntarily. And I sing along.
I also lust after flamingly gay animated men. Blue ones. 
::swoons::
I hate how I look.
In 99% of the rest of my life I like if not downright love who I am.
But I hate my looks. Low self esteem covered by a damn tough shell of confidence.
And I hate that I hate how I look. (did that make any sence?)
Sometimes, if I can’t find a toothpick at a restaurant, I pull out a piece of my hair and I floss with it.
I bought the George Michael CD box set, but I did buy it used.
I’ve never tried Circus Peanuts.
Either that ::whooshed:: right over my head, or, uh, I need
to say, “I’m not gay.”
I drink orange juice straight from the jug and then put it back in the fridge.
Do you have the last book? I’ve read them all but that one, and can’t find it anywhere.
I once ate all the berries out of a box of Cap’n Crunch crunchberries–but I left the crunch part.
Also, I secretly watch Xena and I’m not a lesbian. How embarrassing!
I love singing along to Tom Jones.
I do a good impression of Mr. Bean. Too good, really. My wife is actually disturbed by how accurately I can portray Mr. Bean.
I can’t dance.
You don’t mean James of Team Rocket from “Pokemon,” do you? 'Cause if you do, I have a picture of me from the last sci-fi con I went to you really, really need to see… 
Esprix
Maybe it’s the Blue Man Group? That’s the first thing that popped into my head anyway. Are they gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
I’m eagerly awaiting Atlas Shrugged the movie.
And no, I don’t think Ayn Rand knows everything anymore.
Tom Jones?!?!?! 
MEEEEEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
:::tossing panties on the stage:::
There is NO song cooler than this:
*It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone.
It’s not unusual to have fun with anyone.
But when I see you hanging about with anyone.
It’s not unusual to see me cry,
Ooh I wanna’ die. *
Heck, I bought it brand spankin’ new, just last week.
I also own the New Kids on the Block Christmas album. On cassette, no less.
Well, not really, but I did retch a lot while reading some of these posts.
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Me too. I don’t find them funny. It’s the morbid fascination of watching dead people insult each other.
I also have an unhealthy fixation on the comic book character Vampirella. One Halloween a model dressed as her suprised me with a hug. I was so suddenly overcome by desire that I became nauseous and threw up. (Not on her, thank God.) I blamed it on the beer.
I look like a Marine, but inside I’m a hopeless geek.
Okay, now that ::whooshed:: over my head… But if you’re blue and animated, we need to have a talk. ~_^
Well, I didn’t mean that then… But I could Do show!
Oops, missed this one before.
Animated like animated… cartoons.
::Stands up on a box and clears her throat::
I have a thing for anime guys! ::hangs head in shame::
And I think I should have left it as just ‘flaming’… hmmm
Oh.
No, I’m not anime. Definitely not anime.
I thought your post may have been to me because I am blue, and I’m not animated, but I am drawn, and your reply was a reply to me.
Good luck with your shameful quest.