Egad.
I own a copy of Spice World. And I watch it about once a week. And I like to sing along with the songs. Extremely loud. Dancing is optional, depending on whether or not the downstairs neighbor is home.
I’ve seen Barry Manilow in concert. Twice. Since 1998.
And I own a mint condition copy of his greatest hits on vinyl.
I think Beck is the most talent-less person on the face of the planet, but I don’t ever feel like debating it. And when all my “cool musician” friends talk about him, I just nod and change the conversation.
I think that Drew Carey is hot.
:::curls up in the corner in a fetal position and rocks slowly:::