See y'all in a month.

[WF_Tomba]

I won’t have access to the Straight Dope for the next month. Don’t all join the Moonies or something while I’m gone, K?

[twickster]

Damn. There go my plans for February.

[running_coach]

No don’t you join the Moonies while you’re gone.

[Muffin]

In USSR, state moons you.

[Man_With_a_Cat]

You’re going to Iowa?

[Ruby]

Is there any place still in the world without internet access?

[Man_With_a_Cat]

Certain correctional facilities?

Hey, it would be better than Iowa.