Separated at Birth

Dog Maul Lady

and

Ozzy Osbourne

:eek:

GAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

It burns!!! It burns!!!:wink:

Warning! Tired, played-out parody of The Osbournes below:

[Ozzy] Sharon! The (bleep)in’ dog’s just chewed the (bleep) out of some poor (bleep) at the (bleep)in’ front door again! I’m the (bleep)ing Prince of Darkness, (bleep)dammit! I can’t have a (bleep)in’ dog that’s a bigger badass than I am! That dog’s killed more innocent (bleep)ing creatures than I have! (Bleep) that (bleep)! I told you to get rid that (bleep)er, and I meant it! Where’s the (bleep) is the (bleep)damn remote? Huh? Sharon!?! Are you (bleep)in’ listenin’ to me? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…[/Ozzy]