Ballistic: Thomas vs. Paul
Tag line: Combat writings by badass prophets.
*The Passion 2: Die Harder!
The Passion 2: Double-Crossed
The Passion, Episode II: Attack of the Disciples
The Passion II: He’s all out of bubblegum.*
Spoiler for another movie:
Dracula 2000
Or, how about
3 Days Later
I’d edit this slightly …
Jesus II: The Two Temples (Jerusalem and Rome? OK, so it’s a stretch)
Jesus III: The Return of the King
Between The Passion and The Resurrection, there was…
the Harrowing of Hell!
The Passion II: Beyond Thunderdome.
Jesus kicks ass in hell… Summer 2005!
I think Steve Martin’s suggestion in The New Yorker would be fitting:
Lethal Passion
The Passion 2: Passion Fish
[nitpick]Um, Amanita, did you read the whole thread?[/nitpick]
They thought they were through with him…they thought wrong. Arnold Swarzenager in, “I told you not to cross me!” The Passion of the Christ II. Jesus is back…and he’s pissed.
The Messiahinator II
This time one is here to save, the other to corrupt.
Pulp Christian
How about Passion Fruit : Jesus is out of the closet, and walking on water!
Okaybear waves her rainbow flag timidly 
In a FABULOUS pair of Armani sandals!
The dregs of humanity, chosen by a marked man. They were…
The Disciples
Tag line: Damn, It’s Good To Be A Gangsta
The Passion 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear
The Passion 33 1/3: The Final Insult
Alternatively, we could go with:
The Passion 2: The Secret of The Ooze
Passion II Apocalypse Now
Surely that would be D’sciples?
The passion II, “I’ll be back” (of course with the accent)
“Yo, do I get a book deal with this?”
Prequel:
Midnight in the Garden of Gethsemene.
Jesus, a wealthy and eccentric furniture dealer, is accused of murdering his boyfriend. A young journalist is intrigued by Jesus and the odd cast of characters surrounding him.
Jesus is acquitted, to the embarassment of the young DA, and is later brought up on trumped-up charges, which brings us to The Passion…
This is the film that features Mary “Chardonnay” Magdalene, a flamboyant and gutsy Judean drag queen, right?
Yep, that’s him.
Er… her. Him.
I need to lie down.