On a related note:
Master And Commander 2: Noah The Zookeeper
Noah must suppress a mutiny incited by certain pigs, who believe themselves to be more equal than other animals.
Wackiness and bacon ensue.
The Passion Pit Of The Christ Butt pumpin’ action with Stormy, Angel Cassidy, Laurie Wallace, Cherry Rain, Anna Mills, Chrissy M., Jessica Darlin and Rocco Siffredi.
Episode VI: The Return of the Judas
The Passion II: Acting Out
Tagline: “Glossolalia is only legal between consenting adults.”
The Passion III: The Mormon Invasion
Tagline: “He’s coming to America … today!”
Armageddon
Jesus vs Satan… and this time, it’s for money!!
Ben Affleck as Jesus and Bruce Willis as John the Baptist?! EWWW!!
SpongeJesus ChristPants?
The buddy movie the Church doesn’t want you to see!
Jaysus and Silent John Strike Back!
“Verily, verily I say unto you…SNOOTCHIE-BOOTCHES, BOYEEZ!”
2 Passion 2 Christ
The Passion .5 - The Heavy Petting of Christ
Cleopatra Schwartz meets Jesus: Kindling Those Sabbath Candles Again
Dogma
What do you mean it’s already been done? Who? Smith? Sounds like a made up name to me. Y’know, like John Doe. Oh. That’s the pseudonym He goes under in the movie. How ironic. Well, it wasn’t a bad idea. At least I sidestepped a pseudo religious porn concept like Behind the Ecumenical Door or The Savior and Miss Jones.
Crap, apparently not. Considering this thread and your screen name, I’m expecting a smiting now.
Good heavens no, Amanita. All great minds think alike.
And speaking of your screen name – does the “68” mean, as George Carlin put it, “Do me and I’ll owe you 1”?
The Passion of the Christ: Vice City
The Fashion of the Christ - This bold and edgy new film explores Jesus’ metrosexual side.
*The Crucifix * - A young man finds that the life he’s living has been a lie, and a prophet informs him that he is the Chosen One, destined to save all of humanity and bring them to Zion… Oh, wait. It’s been done.
Hmm… okay.
There’s Something About Mary Magdalene, maybe?
Christ Eye for the Heathen Guy
Jesus, Peter, John, James and Matthew turn a Mithra-worshipper’s life inside out, teaching him how to live like a Christian, then watch as he demonstrates his new identity to his already-converted family and friends.
A simple tale, set in modern New York, about a group of scientists taking on a man who comes back from the dead to change the world… using their positron colliders.
When Christ Returns, Who You Gonna Call?
Hostbusters!