**Why Do I Enjoy Eating My Own Skin So Much?
Starvation In America: When Did It End? **:eek:
**I need pirate jokes!
Avast, Matey! Arrrrr!
**
Hmmm… I don’t get it.
** Start a false rumor!
Friday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
**
Arrrr! What a stupid rumor that be!
**What’s with Americans and laundry?
Just Add Water **
This one is just plain freaky:
Operation Yellow Elephant wants young Republicans to enlist & serve in Iraq
White Elephant 2008 Update Thread
So, how many tinted elephants does it take to make a sequential thread?
** What’s with Americans and laundry?
A List!
**
A Laundry List!
**Funniest porn ever!
What does “Sister Act” mean?
**…“The Aristocrats!”
** Two types of DNA in one person?
Please explain Russian Neo-Nazism to me. **
**Is McCain forked yet?
Funniest porn ever!
**
**Whoooo! I got a date this weekend!
Play date? **
No, a real date this time.
**Whatever happened to…
Christmas Eve/Christmas Day in Manhattan? **
Were they cancelled or something? 
**Electric Organs
Why We Won’t Be Having Sex**
I like Nightmares!
Are there professional assassins?
Should Michelle Obama be silenced?
:eek:
**What were the first words out of your mouth this morning?
Got Blood? **
:eek:
You are the President. The Chinese lend you $1 trillion as long as you spend it. . .
Was the trillion dollars just sitting under a mattress?
No, the Chinese lent them to you. Are you paying attention at all?
**What a catch!
Why is the door to the Men’s room always open? **
The catch needs fixing?
**Gay guys, a question…
A Really Pathetic Attempt to See Me Naked
**
**Gay guys, a question…
Ever wonder what you’d look like as the other gender?
**
**Overweight children – your best tips/websites?
A Really Pathetic Attempt to See Me Naked**
**SDMBisms that irk me for some reason.
Sequential is as Sequential Does **
*** Ponder