**Ever wonder what you’d look like as the other gender?
What a catch!
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** Five-hour layover at Newark
Why We Won’t Be Having Sex.
**
What do Americans think of Asian-Indians?
What a catch!
**I Like Nightmares!
Sleep Paralysis**
Um, you ever considered professional help? 
**My"Wanna go out?" email goes ignored. Standard operating procedure to blow a guy off?
Scotch Whiskey
Gay guys, a question…
“Why Kurt”**
He must be cute.
**What is the real cause of increased tensions between Russia & the US?
Casual use of the term “cock blocked” **
Really??
** If you visited my house right now you’d be surprised to see…
Vowels
**
O?
**If you visited my house right now you’d be surprised to see…
The Most Effective Martial Arts Move Ever.
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**Things not to say to a childless couple…
How much caffeine have you had today?
How to apologize, Japanese-style
The Most Effective Martial Arts Move Ever.
One Week From Today I Will Be Married
Ain’t nothing better**
**How to apologize, Japanese-style
Ask the Finn
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**Ask the American
Ask the Swedish guy
Ask the Finn
**
** How much caffeine have you had today?
Ask the Finn
**
How much coffee has the Finn had today?
How about the Swedish Guy? Do you know?
**What were the first words out of your mouth this morning?
What a catch!
**
** Finish This Sentence: I’m so nerdy that . . .
I think “amn’t” should be a word.
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Will the national/world economy completely collapse?
What will happen if the ‘bailout’ is not approved?
Mortgage bailout…
If the economy collapses…
Yes, yes, I hear you.
**Who were you most surprised to see come out of the closet?
And the Angels in Heaven Sang Who in the Hell Would Have Thought It? Clay Aiken’s Gay **
**If you had infinite monkeys with typewriters…
Writing letters/emails to your representatives in Congress **
**Ask the Los Angeles Native
Ever had a Rambo moment?
**
Wouldn’t that be a “D-FENS” moment? :dubious:
**Why Americans vote for underqualified politicians?
Musicals and the Armed Forces **
If that doesn’t explain the political divide, I don’t know what does
** Your spouse calls you from a strip joint…
…and you see your SO on the internet…naked… **
OK honey, I get it. We need to talk.