Here’s a foursome in MPSIMS
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Our cat died last night…
Now that he’s gone…
I may be developing a problem.
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
**Where are my keys?
Ask the former Mormon missionary (and current atheist)**
Ex-Mormons stole my keys!
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Biggest fuck up you ever made at work?
My boss was taken away in an ambulance today
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Wow. That’s… kind of impressive. What’s the consequences of your actions?
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I Can’t Haz Cheezburger **
**NDE, I had one, has anyone else?
I owed $30,000 to the IRS… **
(NDE stands for Near-Death Experience)
**In which I defend stupid, ignorant people.
Cyclists who deliberately ride on dangerous roads
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From Cafe Society of all places:
Jizz In My Pants
So disgusting, yet so delicious…
:eek: