Sequential Thread Titles will kill us all!

Currently in MPSIMS:

Because there’s never a kink to kinky. . .
The Curse of the Double-Entendre

Suicide and have you tied it?
Well, leechbabe’s bub is in the hospital.
Well, leechbabe’s bub is in the hospital.
“One down, many more to go.”

Blood Drive – Third Annual!
Need some low carb recipes ideas

The SDMB user motto thread!
The police are coming to steal your food!

Post Office Clerks - Take all the time in the world
My dog has poop breath
Why is it like this?

—wonderful world of The Pit

Well, I’m no Martha Stewart…
OMG These cookies I just made are good!

Razorsharp vs. The Liberals
Hey Fox, can I see the game-winning play?

Vain vampires will kill us all!

Suicide and have you tried it…
The cute girls of the world can get away with anything.

Yes St Louis, The Panthers are for real!
Whose image is getting improved by this?

SD Depression support
Oh…my…god…these cookies are good. (Bragging within)

Heard a Pedestrian Get Hit
Am I the only one that can hear this? (A ‘WTF’ thread)

What is this spammer trying to tell me?
Unofficial Mini-LonDope in January

How to stop a canker sore.

1920’s style Death-Rays. No,Really!

In IMHO:

“Do you believe in True Love?? One Soul Mate??”
“love over the internet”

I don’t think you can believe in both. Plus, we have a near trifecta right after:

“Hate Things”

In GQ:

How to Stop a Canker Sore Before it Starts
What’s wrong with my Mac?

In MPSIMS

Does anyone know the lyrics to “It’s A Small World” in Japanese? I Heard a Pedestrian Get Hit

Oh crap.

Does anyone know the lyrics to “It’s A Small World” in Japanese?
I Heard a Pedestrian Get Hit

In GQ:

Tell me about space probes
I need diet help–quick!

or

I need diet help–quick!
Gimme some Latin

Oh…my…god…these cookies are good. (Bragging within)
Blood Drive – Third Annual!
Merla

From MPSIMS:

Has your cat/dog ever sensed something you didn’t?

You too can be possessed by demons!