What kind of deodorant do mature men in their mid 20s use?
Butter.
Follow up question for the CCW holder.
What happens if the speed of light is surpassed?
I’ll be the fastest draw in the Old West. Yee-hah!
I thought I smelled popcorn.
The butler did it!
Is Lady Gaga really worth a million dollars a show?
Is that a “show” or a “throw”?
** Turning right on red. Is it safe to turn in this scenario?
“My water just broke.” Okay, what happens now?**
Floor it, baby!
If there is something as a foreigner living in the US has thought me, is that…
The End Is Nigh
Trump does have that effect.
Spam phone calls threatening legal action
Wait… They’re still doing the ‘Nigerian scam’?
Bourdain’s Parts Unknown
Why is hair in food considered so gross
Because it comes from parts unknown.
Clear liquids only! How clear?
Volatile organic compounds (VOCs) turning into dioxin after being heated
This is why you don’t microwave apple cider on “high”. :smack:
The week when KFC ran out of chicken
A Plague of Cats!
Very hungry cats!
Mmmm…bucket of cats…crispy cat tenders…popcorn cat nuggets…cat drumsticks and thighs.
And don’t forget the coleslaw.
The butler did it!
How’s this for a suspense novel plot?
Meh, it’s probably been done.
Subtle hints that a listed job isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
The week when KFC ran out of chicken
Aw, man, I thought working at KFC would be great! All the chicken I could eat!
** Cliched “problems” in sitcoms that wouldn’t bother you?
There’s a LEAF in my food! =8^O
**
Gilligan!!
**Weird snacking options
Kalua pig vs. pulled pork
**
** What’s the deal with ths book cover?
‘It was invented in Russia!’**
**Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight
About Radical Feminism
**
Wow! Well-informed kid!
Still annoying, though.
** Follow up question for the CCW holder.
In three-four words, what does “Quaker” mean to you?**
Wimp without a Glock.
** Subtle hints that a listed job isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
Sheriff officer resigns after Florida Shooting**
Selling obsolete software
'It was invented in Russia!'
Is no has trojan horse. You can put the trust in me, Comrade.