** 24-hour Urine and Bowel Movements
What is going on with Amazon?**
Free shipping overload. It was bound to happen. 
Before I continue my virtual life in Straightdope, I would like to share that I’ve developed a more
Transparent aluminum
**How dangerous are cows?
Could their offspring be black
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** 24-hour Urine and Bowel Movements
You Gotta Date the Sexy**
What’s for dinner?
Billy Graham dies at 99
Aged meat!
** Full body orgasm with oral sex
How do they do magic tricks involving random audience members?**
Not sure, but there shouldn’t be a shortage of volunteers.
** Women wearing miniskirts in near-freezing temperatures, why not cold?
Butter.**
It makes a great insulator when worn under hose.
** How are evangelicals distinct from other Christians?
Weightless in a vacuum holding a dustbuster**
But do they weigh more than a duck?
A dating site for Trump supporters
RATS!
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RATS!
Ehhh, wake me up when there’s transparent aluminum fembots.
**If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts
RATS!
I am building a computer
**
Has anyone ever called you whitey as a racial slur?
"Other drivers"
Drivers are so rude amirite?
You Gotta Date the Sexy
This is a NOT healthy way to think, right?
I’ve got some 'nduja! What should I do with it?
I’ll eat just one…oops they’re all gone!
Problem solved!
**What’s for dinner?
Kalua pig vs. pulled pork
**
Food Fight!
** Favorite fight scene in MCU Films/TV
Kalua pig vs. pulled pork
**
Food Fight!
** Nude sleepers: what’s your emergency plan?
This is a NOT healthy way to think, right?
**
How do I remove myself from Facebook
Full body orgasm with oral sex
Come to think of it, I hardly ever even use my Facebook account!
**What would happen if males and females traded sexualities?
Small “Nice” Moments
**
Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight
What happens if the speed of light is surpassed?
Much more bearable, unless he’s screaming all the way to Alpha Centauri.