Do you confront line-skippers?
The tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of school children
Especially when they skip the line :mad:
'Skip the line again, and I’ll kill you other kids! :mad: ’
** Is mental health the real problem when it comes to mass shootings?
What is the Jewish Messiah Supposed to Do Exactly?**
Turn water into Ativan?
What’s for dinner?
I just had my first chicken gizzards!
Yum!
What would happen if males and females traded sexualities?
Hearts and Flowers in the MMP
Awwww! Sweet! 
Critter Cam out back.
A Plague of Cats!
They’re everywhere, I tell you, and I now have proof!
**I have way too much cat hair in my nose.
I think I should get the Nobel prize for this. **
No way. It’s a peace prize. Now invent a way to keep the cat hair out of one’s nose and and maybe you could be awarded one. It’s a proven fact, after all, that most dictators create mayhem in their countries because of the prevalence of cats in their homes. They love their kitties but they get cranky because they can’t breathe properly.
Will my pee-pee get bigger?
If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts
** Ireland & Scotland vacation
Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese**
Try the haggis, mince and tatties pizza for an authentic experience. Also, don’t miss Trump Castle and Disney Edinburgh.
Whaddya get when you cross a St Bernard with a Chihuahua?
Could their offspring be black
I’ve never heard of either type of dog having black fur, but I suppose anything’s possible.
What’s for dinner?
James Spader and John Lithgow
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[li]Nude sleepers: what’s your emergency plan?[/li][li]Butter.[/li][/ul]
Number One, Number Two.
Could their offspring be black
Depends on the number and what type of synesthesia you have.
** Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight
Diagnose my hand pain!**
Trauma from repeatedly whacking his mom?
Brawl breaks out in cruise ship
A dating site for Trump supporters
**What Happens When Enter Publishers Clearing House Twice?
Full body orgasm with oral sex
**
Don’t even THINK about entering it a THIRD time!
** How dangerous are cows?
How do I remove myself from Facebook**
It’s no good, they’ll follow you to Twitter and Snapchat, mooing ominously and emitting clouds of methane. :smack:
So what’s New York like these days?
Butter.
So Linda Richman would have it on Coffee Talk on SNL.
**How do I remove myself from Facebook
Full body orgasm with oral sex
**
Sounds a bit extreme.
** What are your favorite store-bought cookies?
I’ll eat just one…oops they’re all gone! **