You wouldn’t download a city…
How do you pronounce “extraordinary” and “often”?
At least not often. It’s extraordinary.
"Shit-eating grin" - origin?
Full body orgasm with oral sex
** What Existed Before Anything Existed?
Living in the post office**
Just recently, they unearthed the fossilized bones of someone who’d been waiting on line in the post office to mail a package since the Mesozoic era.
Candy hearts written by a neural network
I think I should get the Nobel prize for this
Don’t book your flight to Stockholm just yet.
** If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts
Candy hearts written by a neural network
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Cape Town water: impending crisis
What Unconventional (but still good) Advice Do You Have?
Cut your showering back to once a month.
2018 Mass Killings in the United States
Explaining death to a child
“See all those people laying there with holes in them? They’re dead.”
**Can USPS supplies be used differently than the intended use ?
Living in the post office
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“Yeah, I just made my bed by putting down a few layers of bubble wrap held together with packing tape and covered with a bunch of Overnight Mail boxes taped together. It’s real comfy.”
If the fate of the universe is a big crunch…
What Existed Before Anything Existed?
Game Theory and Chinese Auctions
Final bids! Place your final bids!
**Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese
Generally speaking, how many masculine groups/cutulres are there?
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I think anthropologists have identified three different Masculine Subcultures living in Chuck E. Cheese – The Gamers, the Nerds, and the Tough Kids.
** What Unconventional (but still good) Advice Do You Have?
I think I should get the Nobel prize for this
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“Winner of the Nobel Prize for Unconventional but Good Advice goes to…” (opens envelope) “…Dan Savage!”
Training book for dogs
BMW 325i for tracking?
I’d suggest a Haynes manual.
Confused about the Mueller indictments
Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese
It’s the nexus of the Trump-Russia connection. Be very afraid, and never get the borscht pizza. :eek:
Is Cecil Adams immortal?
What’s the life span of a skyscraper?
Rod Serling’s description of The Twilight Zone also describes the Internet
A Plague of Cats!
I have way too much cat hair in my nose
I should get a Nobel prize for this
The tree of liberty needs to be watered with the blood of school children
Tell me about Chuck E. Cheese
Tell us about your daily work lunch experience (not the food, everything else)
Hey- stink bugs stink like Cilantro!
I, uhhh, can’t make it to meet you for lunch. The boss, ummm, just called an important meeting. Yeah, yeah, that’s it I have a meeting.
** What would happen if males and females traded sexualities?
2018 Diet and Fitness Thread **
Males, females, or both?
**What’s for dinner?
I wanted Chinese, dammit!
How to make chicken chunks in curries more tasty
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Sorry, you’ll just have to settle for curry.
**Kid screams nonstop for 8-hour flight
What should I have done? **
There are lots of options.
[ul]
[li]Earplugs[/li][li]Asked to change seat[/li][li]Buy yourself some drinks[/li][li]But the kid a drink[/li][li]Air rage - slug mom (or kid); get plane diverted, get arrested.[/li][/ul]