Canadian landscaper serial killer
Hearts and Flowers in the MMP
The flowers are growing especially well this year.
Got my federal refund today
Paying for the Oroville Dam repair
Wow, that’s awfully nice of you!
**Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle
Whatever happened to “Hot n Juicy”? **
Well, the Queen never really approved of her.
If the fate of the universe is a big crunch…
Is “chlorinated chicken” something that Americans worry about?
Chlorinated chicken is too petty to worry about compared to the inevitable destruction of the universe.
**Where does pharmaceutical testosterone come from?
The Edge of the Universe
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…and that’s why it’s so expensive.
** Singer of one of my songs goes on to be famous; is there a next step?
What is this song?
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That’s not the point.
** Pop N Play Pimples and Pop It Pal Fake Zits
Whatever happened to “Hot n Juicy”?**
She’s got her own YouTube channel under the name “Old Faithful”.
** Who owns Mars?
The Edge of the Universe
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If your headlights were left on for two hours but you caught it in time, what do you NEED to do?
Super Capacitor Jump Starters**
**What makes sebum so sticky?
Thermodynamic Entropy
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Damn, I knew Thermo was hard, but I didn’t realize it was sticky, too!
Nice coincidence.
Someone took a normal light photograph of a single atom
I’ve been photographing the night sky lately, or what a decent camera can do.
If the fate of the universe is a big crunch…
How would an Iowa-class battleship fare against this kind of beating?
Although the armor protection of the Iowa class battleships is generally rated as excellent–not to mention their superior speed; large, powerful guns; superb fire control systems; and very well thought out damage control procedures–they would still likely not fare well in a situation in which all matter and energy in the Universe, and the very fabric of space-time itself, are compressed into a “singularity” of infinite density.
What Existed Before Anything Existed?
Full body orgasm with oral sex
Things have certainly gone downhill. I blame entropy.
Well, now we know it all began with a big bang.
Is that your theory?
**You wouldn’t download a city…
Is anyone paying attention to Cape Town? **
I am, but then I got the city on DVD
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How would an Iowa-class battleship fare against this kind of beating?
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“Cap’n, I dinnae know is she can take much more o’ this!”
**Explaining death to a child
Omnibus Morgenstern omnibus omnibus thread omnibus
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** Are there decent forms of temporary housing for boom/bust towns
You wouldn’t download a city…
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Explain this bird behavior **
That’s the last time I feed those little perverts.
** Trump money laundering thread
What is the Jewish Messiah Supposed to Do Exactly?**
If he can’t figure it out, he’s definitely not the Messiah.