Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

** Marijuana states and drug dog searches
Please check this method of finding the derivative of ln(x) **

For that you’re gonna need a border collie.

** Not (very) offensive ethnic jokes
Cheddar Lives Madder **

** The Democratic party is changing on the issue of mistreatment of women; the Republican party is not

Cloning a Neandertal
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Well, first you collect some DNA from a Republican…

Are concept albums dead?
A Ghost Story

‘Horror Show’, by Iced Earth?
‘Ghost Reveries’, by Opeth?
‘Lovers’ Requiem’, by I Am Ghost?

**Why am I here?

The Incident
**

Oh.

Well, that explains that. I guess.

I’ve been photographing the night sky lately, or what a decent camera can do.
SLR for orphan street kids in Rwanda

There’s so many more stars visible w/ the lack of light pollution in deepest, darkest Africa…& it’s not like they have a parent enforcing their bedtime, either.

** Prerequisites for the Presidency
Cloning a Neandertal**

That explains so much.

** How long does it take vagina to clean sperm inside it
If X is partner with Y, can Y be partner with Z, where X may compete with Z**

Can’t a good DNA lab sort all this out? :confused:

** Ultimate fate of Elon’s Tesla Roadster
Prison time for DUI**

How did they get a self-driving car to take a roadside sobriety test? :confused:

A coupla lunch questions for y’all…
What’s for dinner?

Always one step ahead of us, eh?

**White Privilage
“They’re all a bunch of crooks”
**
#NotAllWhitePeople

2018 Mass Killings in the United States
They’re not making TV meemaws like they used to.

Over 2,000 mass killings! That’s a lot! :eek:

Anyway, killings and grandmothers reminded me of A Good Man Is Hard To Find.

** Small things you notice when travelling abroad
mercury in the tundra**

** Greatest Scientists: Elimination Game
I’ve seen fire and I’ve s[een rain/b]

That really makes you a great scientist!

** What is your relationship to alcohol?
When you’re in a dedicated turning lane, do you signal?**

Yeah, but I can’t get the bartender to bring me a refill.

What is your relationship to alcohol?
Good archery set for beginners

Yeah, I always like to have a snort or three (or four) before I do the William Tell routine. None of my partners, who put the apples on their heads, thought it was a good idea. But they’ve been as silent as the grave since their performances.

** Explain this bird behavior

Is “chlorinated chicken” something that Americans worry about?
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**Generally speaking, how many masculine groups/cultures are there?

Women, how bad is it when a man approaches you?
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**What Existed Before Anything Existed?

The Edge of the Universe
**

Whatever happened to “Hot n Juicy”?
It’s Really, Truly Over After 15 Years

Another inexperienced couple sinks their boat.
Whatever happened to “Hot n Juicy”?

“Hot” was able to swim to shore, but “Juicy” is still missing.