**Any landmarks visible from your house?
Impending sinkhole in Carlsbad, NM**
The caverns. For now, anyway
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Johnny L.A.
Sleep formula.
CastletonSnob
C’mon, Johnny L.A. isn’t that boring.
From my subscribed threads list:
Terrible songs that never deserved to be hits
Someone Tried to Take a Peacock on an Airplane
And I’d fry it up if it comes back but I don’t think I’ll ever have that recipe again.
There’s a peacock on my jet plane
Don’t think that I’ll be back again. 
or even to another tune …
Grandma Tried To Take A Peacock On An Airplane
Heading home to our house Christmas eve
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa
But as for me and grandpa we believe
What’s for dinner?
Boiled eggs for dummies… I’m a dummy, please advise.
To be clear, I’m not looking for ‘instructions for dummies’. We’re having boiled eggs for dummies.
Why don’t we hear more from the President’s cabinet?
Unscrewing tub drain
Because the tub drain is a higher priority.
How to beat North Korea
Ever met or known a Mafia member?
‘Little Kim. Understand this isn’t personal. It’s just business.’
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Why don’t we hear more from the President’s cabinet?
Tongue and Tongue, Groove and Groove Lumber
It’s designed to keep them locked up securely. But if you listen closely, sometimes there are thumping noises.
** Songs that contain the name of the band - except…
I’m late. I resign in disgrace.**
What’s a misconception you had when you were a kid?
I’m pretty danged smart
A lot of kids have that miconception
** Intermittent wi-fi connection
Would having large breasts be a major disadvantage in a gun fight?**
No, but if they’re keeping you from logging into Facebook, it’s time to take action.
Let’s plan an Occasion in the MMP!!
The Incident
A planned ‘incident’ shows malice aforethought.
What’s the advantage of having softer facial features?
Access to Public Records?
The clerk didn’t want to let me see the marriages on file until she noticed my rounded forehead and smoothly sculpted cheeks.
Presidential Portraits; aka “Is Nixon’s in the White House?”
How do I find out if a painting I have is worth anything?
I can guess the answer is “not that much.”
Is it still reading if…
A Trucker Went Off-Roading on the 2,000-Year-Old Nazca Lines
It’s still reading, but don’t do it while driving!
Separated by one:
**Head crash of a laptop hard drive, does it scratch stuff off the disk?
What’s the advantage of having softer facial features?
**
When your face is softer, it’s less likely you’ll get scratches from a Head Crash. D’uh!
Inbred families in Appalachia? Or elsewhere?
Is male pattern baldness inherited? Who’s to blame?
Well, if your father’s side of the family is also your mother’s side of the family …
** Admittedly, I don’t have kids…
What “problem” do theoretical megastructures “solve”? **
Well, they’re a great way to use up all those extra Lego blocks.
Did you get a flu shot this year? Did you get the flu?
Admittedly, I don’t have kids…
Otherwise I probably would have gotten the flu.
** Help me use one quart of cocktail onions in a recipe
Eating When Ill**
Eating a quart of cocktail onions would make me too ill to eat.