**Someone Tried to Take a Peacock on an Airplane
Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room? **
The peacock’s no problem. The other 50 people on the plane, not so much.
Poll: “Each person’s life is dominated by a central event, which shapes and distorts everything [after]”
Weird croaking sounds emitting from a lamp shade - what is causing it?
Dunno - but if it makes you feel any better, Father Damien is on call this week.
Did you ever laugh so hard at something . . .
Mandalay Bay (Las Vegas) shooting
It was a cornucopia of lolz I tell you what.
**How to write classical music?
Recommend me a [classical] music source
**
** Animal ESP?
Formerly active lurkers: Why don’t you post any more?**
My peacock screeches in alarm every time I try to log in.
Weird croaking sounds emitting from a lamp shade - what is causing it?
Animal ESP?
How far back do musical instruments go?
A question about the age of the Universe
(actually separated by 1. I cheat.)
**Impending sinkhole in Carlsbad, NM
Impending landslide near Yakima
Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room? **
More comfortable than if I were in Yakima or Carlsbad!
** 11 school shootings in the first 23 days of 2018
When I drink I lock up my gun and magazines**
Everyone should take that advice.
** What’s A Long Haired Musician?
How to write classical music? **
“Long Haired” use to mean classical.
**Google Assistant - Will everyone eventually use it? Fad?
Weird croaking sounds emitting from a lamp shade - what is causing it? **
That’s why I had to get rid of my personal assistant - she kept hearing my lampshade’s croaking sounds as “Alexa, hire a hit man to wipe out everyone in the house”. :eek:
** You Have Consensual Sex With A Wealthy And Powerful Person: How Much To Keep Quiet
Yellowstone supervolcano eruption. How to capitalize and profit?**
401k not working out, huh?
** Where’s davidm? In the hospital recovering from a medical screwup.
Someone Tried to Take a Peacock on an Airplane**
…with wacky results!
** Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room?
What are your regional “vocal tics”?**
And do they include saying “Woof!” at certain moments?
** Wanna help me name my fledgling business?
Is this a good computer deal?**
After “Half Decent Haircuts” and “Maybe Meet Somebody Dating Service” went down the tubes, his next business needs a name that projects a bit more confidence. :dubious:
Trivia Dominoes: Play Off the Last Bit of Trivia
I like bananas a bunch
I think eggs are ova rated
Food Trivia Dominoes strikes again!
** ‘XXX days since last serious crash’ road sign: does this really prevent accidents?
Head-on Collision Physics**
Let me explain the physics of that.
Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again
I’m a greedy, selfish straightdope leech
So that’s where he’s been getting his ideas!*
*imagine the juicy Pit threads if he started posting under the name Butt-Hurt Trump.
** Do you feel comfortable masturbating with a pet in the room?
Critter Cam out back.**
There’s a helluva joke about Austraila in there.
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I saw a BEAR today!
The End.
Hey, I didn’t say it was a good story.