Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

New Year plans?
T. Rex Autopsy

I’m just dying to know your plans for the rest of the year.

If you do a dinosaur autopsy on the first day of the year nothing worse can happen to you the rest of the year.

Separated by one:
**Name the next scary weather phenomenon

How many balls does Frosty have?
**

Help me please -My willy does not work properly anymore - its been 5 years im 30 years old now.

Handedness and stirring direction

** What makes a good father-in-law?
Deciding the fate of an older dog with cancer. **

It’s up to you, Dad! And Ma isn’t feeling so good either…

**So, then, what’s the Real News?

Sarcastic Winter PSAs **

Most disgusting scene you’ve ever seen - in the sense of physical revulsion
Dr. Pimple Popper

'Nuff said.

Poll: How much did you pay for your mattress?
Dealing with fleas

Those used mattresses people put out with the trash have their downside…

**What is this thing?
Identify this Whatsit **

Doc, are you sure you passed your surgery boards? :eek:

** Guys: Smoking/Masturbation
ChiDope Saturday Jan. 13! Who’s in?**

Uh, sorry no, but you boys have a lovely time.

** Strange Christmas card

Human bones found in back yard
**
Looks like someone’s getting Coal from Christmas this year!

Post your unpopular opinions
Is child labor really so bad?

Where are all of the people with two middle names?
The famous crypts in Hollywood. How do they control odors?

How do you fold a shirt?
Big Brothers/Big Sisters

I found their stash. Now they have to fold my clothes, or else I’ll tell mom and dad.

** Unshared cultural knowledge
Human bones found in back yard **

See, you should have taught them fire-building skills.

**Help me please -My willy does not work properly anymore - its been 5 years im 30 years old now
People who wallow in past glories **

** Two vicious pitbulls are coming towards me. What’s my best plan of action?

Non-Euclidean Architecture

**
I take four corners and am only 270 degrees away! They’ll NEVER expect that!

** Help me please -My willy does not work properly anymore - its been 5 years im 30 years old now
People who wallow in past glories
**

“What is the worst board game you have ever played?”
“Seven letter words change one or two letter to make a new word”

It can’t be that bad, it’s got over 14,000 posts!

The famous crypts in Hollywood. How do they control odors?
Non-Euclidean Architecture

The vent goes to eldritch dimensions and supplicates the daemons with offerings of death stench.