** Horrified at the money I’ve squandered on prostitutes
Oddest things you’ve had at hand for a situation**
[Insert masturbation joke here]
** I post a benign comment, you fake offense to it and then post your own.
I’ve seen fire and I’ve seen rain. **
Yeah, you set the damn fire and cussed out the rain that put it out before it could spread!
What is the best way to build generational wealth
Car Dealerships
Killing People is Easy
"It should be classified as illegal, but shouldn’t be treated as illegal."
Rand Paul libertarianism just keeps getting weirder. :dubious:
Ways you’ve chosen to remember a beloved pet
Again with the Bad Latin
Et tu, Max. E pluribus unum. 
Cave Canem. In pace Requiescat.
**post-cunnilingus etiquette
the mess in Syria is about to get messier
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Creepy, creepy…
Oh hey this place looks reasonable - LOL NOPE
I think I’ve got something to do…far, far away from here.
**PA sent me $$. Why?
post-cunnilingus etiquette
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But it makes me feel CHEAP!
**What is the best way to build generational wealth
post-cunnilingus etiquette
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"…I repeat my former advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my reasons. They are these:
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“Eighth and lastly… Because they are so Grateful!”
--- Benjamin Franklin **Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress** (1745)
https://www.swarthmore.edu/SocSci/bdorsey1/41docs/51-fra.html
** jobs for people with exceptional recall?
The Episcopal Versus the Anglican Church.**
Baptists can kick both their asses when it comes to Bible Jeopardy.
** Anybody old enough to remember priveys…
Shit just got real**
** Practical uses for corpses
Shakes and Smoothies in Movies.**
I knew they weren’t made out of real food but ewww.
Shit just got real
Prince Harry to marry Meghan Markle
The Queen was not amused by the wording of the wedding announcement.
the mess in Syria is about to get messier
Shit just got real
Anybody old enough to remember priveys…
Shit…both figuratively and literally.
I’m starting to fear change
Are you familiar with the term “moded”?
Looks like you’ve been …
outmoded. YEEAAAHHH!
jobs for people with exceptional recall?
Do babies dream?
I know at least I did :smug:
** Arm teachers with guns. What could possibly go wrong?
Songs you sang in school
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My pistol has a first name
It’s S-M-I-T-H
My pistol has a second name
It’s W-E-S-S-O-N…
**Backpage just got shut down
I miss old-fashioned phone books. **
You could just look in the Yellow Pages™ under “Escorts”!
** What happened here? Kid dies from being crushed inside car.
Blood pressure **
350/220, for about two seconds.