Kids these days - new way to talk on the cell phone?
Again with the Bad Latin
He, I’d be impressed if they speak Latin on the cell phone at all.
Shit just got real
Again with the Bad Latin
Malus Actualis Genitivo Acceleri.
**the mess in Syria is about to get messier
Apparently people don’t die when their killed **
So Armageddon begins with an invasion of Syrian zombies? I’m down with that.
How long until personal robots are commonplace in the home?
How soon did you know your SO was The One?
When she blew my circuits, so to speak. :o
** Arm teachers with guns. What could possibly go wrong?
2018 Mass Killings in the United States **
Teachers with guns have killed 2,018 in the US? That’s just wrong.
** Art Bell dead at 72
Art is basically a Tax Shelter**
Until he dies
Good protest signs.
Why do some groceries deliver, but not do store pickup?
Kind of wordy and entitled, if you ask me.
**Art is basically a Tax Shelter
The Persistence of Godzilla
Art Bell dead at 72 **
The IRS doesn’t fuck around!
What is the first sentence from the book you are currently reading?
Art Bell dead at 72
Art Bell dead at 72. There is no doubt whatever about that. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate.
Pray as a legal term
"May it please the court…"
** What is known about Socrates’ military career?
Tomahawk Cruise Missiles**
So that’s what he meant when he said “Death may be the greatest of all human blessings.”
the mess in Syria is about to get messier
Anybody old enough to remember priveys…
** How to Pick a Career (That Actually Fits You)
I was addicted to escorts - ask me anything
Canadian landscaper serial killer
Takata airbag recall work **
All outstanding choices, except opportunities for advancement may be limited.
When Good Goes Bad, or What does James Brown and Tootsie Pop have in common?
The Weirdest Geocache
When I zeroed in on the coordinates, I was expecting something weird, but I wasn’t expecting a Tootsie Pop, an issue one of Detective Comics (half-eaten) and James Brown - not a record, but the actual person, contained Tardis-like within the small box.
** Anybody still watching Young Sheldon?
The Child in Time
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why no more 1/4 ton pick ups?
Tomahawk Cruise Missiles
And definitely no 1/4 ton pick ups with 50 cals in the back.
Explain to how my husband arranged for all these escorts
Scored four $2 notes with a very young Queen Elizabeth!
They would have demanded more if he only had $2 notes with an old Queen Elizabeth.
"Short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo"–what does this mean/imply?
"May it please the court…"
It won’t, because size matters.
** Name a fish that doesn’t have a “G” in it’s name.
Cowboy Boots!**
I admire your enthusiasm, but I don’t think that’s a fish.
** How come TV commercials for medications now refer to the doctor as “she”.
Odd TV behavior **