Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!

** For Dopers Who Have Hired “Help” In Poorer Countries

If You Were Wealthy, Would You Hire Servants?
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** How do libertarians deal with inelastic demand?
“It should be classified as illegal, but shouldn’t be treated as illegal.”**

Explain to how my husband arranged for all these escorts
I Invented Cell Phones and Hand Sanitizer!

Which was both lucrative and useful for the arrangement.

**Why did the Federal judge make Cohen name his clients in open court?

“May it please the court…”
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I guess it pleased the court when he named them. You never know what will please a court.

What are the differences between large cities and midsize cities?
The Persistence of Godzilla

Godzilla attacks those large cities all the time.

** The Weirdest Geocache

Canadian landscaper serial killer
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** Is Fox News really all that bad?
“It should be classified as illegal, but shouldn’t be treated as illegal.”**

I guess it’s pretty bad, then.

Cheerful-sounding songs with surprisingly dark lyrics
Harry Anderson Dead at 65.

Can you link to the tune?

Sexual Assault - We need to expand the vocabulary
"It should be classified as illegal, but shouldn’t be treated as illegal."

Looks like you’ll need a new word for that! :eek:

"Police shoot black man" - what’s your first reaction/conclusion to the headline?
About fucking time. The Sandy Hook families are suing Alex Jones for defamation

I’m glad you clarified after your first sentence! :eek:

Why do people get annoyed by…
ZIP codes

Stupid Damn zip code why do I have to include it on every…Damn…letter.

** Gentrification is bad
What is the Jewish Messiah Supposed to Do Exactly?**

Didn’t Jesus already cast the wealthy millennials out of the temple in Matthew 21:12?

This one needs the Doper ID:

**Happy Anniversary, Clothahump!

I have jury duty
. Clothahump
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How can I stop my dogs from barking at random times?
Use a sock puppet? That’s an instaban.

Awww, but they just work!

** Is it possible to train a dog to pick a delicious treat to instigate an undesirable task (do nails)

How to bury an elephant?

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“Hey, Rex! C’mere, boy! Have a Dog Treat! Have another treat! That was good, wasn’t it, Rex? Want another one? Of course you do…Yes you do… You’re a Good Dog! Okay, Rex, all you have to do is bury something for me. You can do that, can’t you? Just bury this, and you can have all the Treats you want!”

** A Complicated Question About Salaries In The TV/Movie Industry
Why is Tony Soprano so much richer than everyone else?**

Connections.

** Lies you tell your pets
Given: Reincarnation is Real -or- Who Were You in 1862? **

I suppose you could convince your cocker spaniel that he was General Braxton Bragg, but no good would come of it. :dubious:

** Phone number spoofing
How dangerous are cows? **

If your own number pops up on caller ID but all you hear is lowing, hang up immediately. :eek:

**You’re going to fight a duel- what weapon do you choose?

Why babies on the Senate floor?

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“I warn you – this baby is loaded – and I’m a father”

Another Battle of Hastings Question
Does this Count as a Mass Killing?

Add it to the “mass killings of 1066” thread. When bows are normalized, only Normans will have bows!