**What name was given to the lowest Ottoman army foot soldiers?
Weather Balloons.
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We learn a little every day
** Nuclear survival? How would you do it?
Recommend me some slippers **
It’s the end of the world as we know it - but I have comfy feet.
** And now, Russian women in high heels
I’m still alive, I promise
Wallet returned—without the cash **
That’s the best outcome you could have expected.
**Is Flying REALLY The Safest Way To Travel?
Debunking of the Ghost of Flight 401?
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So a funny thing happened when I got pulled over today . . .
My first colonoscopy!
Did they find any contraband?
Separated by one:
**14th Human Foot washes ashore
Men’s Footless Panty Hose
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**Nuclear survival? How would you do it?
One afternoon and evening in Vegas
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“Shoot! A feller could have a pretty good time in Vegas with this stuff!”
** Have you ever encountered my favorite Wiener?
What is the most unnatural food you can name?
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God and Life
Would it be ethical to create an AI capable of feeling suffering?
** Is this double vision, monovision or both?
Cats! My god, right? **
Nope, just one opossum. You might need a new prescription.
** Two vehicle search cases heard at Supreme Court today
My first colonoscopy!
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Only if you view yourself as a “vehicle”.
“Sir, will you step out of your pants, please. Put your hands on the police car and spread your legs.”
** Could the Big Bang universe be bigger than we see on screen?
A cocky cock-up
television shows that decided to add kids **
All this applies to Howard Wolowitz, who is cocky and thr father of two kids that we know of (and possibly more, given his past hound dogging)
** Okay, Football Players Beat their Wives, but in Golf…
Okay, I get it, you love your mother. Enough already!
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TMI
What’s for dinner?
American version of Vegemite
** Margot Kidder dead at 69.
A cocky cock-up**
69?
What do modern Japanese think of Kamikaze pilots
Ever been in a car that’s gone airborne?
Even if your car is airborne, you’re still a driver & not a pilot.
Vehicles that do less than 5000 miles a year are emission test exempt; the first year I did over 5000 on my bike there were some comments that I was now required to go for an “emission” test. :eek:
** 14th Human Foot washes ashore
FCC fines robocaller $120 million **
Guy just wouldn’t take no for an answer. 
**I need to send a bottle of liquor from the USA to India. How should I do it?
Ever been in a car that’s gone airborne?
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** Solutions to problems that don’t exist
Murder by Keyfob
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** moving US embassy to Jerusalem thread
Have you ever encountered my favorite Wiener? **
It might be easier to find Hebrew National Wieners than Ball Park Franks.
** How do you move to a foreign country and never learn to speak their language…
Well, I just took a Hydrocodone and I don’t see what the big fuss is about. **
“Tu no hablas nuestro idioma!”
“Like…whatever, dude.”