Where do your shoes live?
My first colonoscopy!
Definitely TMI.
I did something I never thought I’d do.
My first colonoscopy!
Performing, or receiving?
** I did something I never thought I’d do.
2018 Mass Killings in the United States**
I don’t want to know the details.
** Why would a small “bead” of mercury appear in the bowl of my toilet
Navy destroyer Fitzgerald collides with merchant ship **
If you hadn’t removed the lighthouse and warning buoys from your toilet bowl, you wouldn’t be having these ship collisions. 
** Who on earth is designing the clothes for women these days?
Fuck the fashion police.
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Pardon me if that pair’s been use before.
A rare one from Comments on Cecil’s Columns/Staff Reports:
**What are the long-term effects of marijuana?
That Extra-Long Pinkie Nail **
I can live with that.
** My first colonoscopy!
I have a growth on my chest **
And while you’re at it, doc, could you see if my sinuses are clogged?
** Does cannibalism actually produce “the shakes”?
Why Are There Razor Blades in My Walls? **
I’ll take “Famous Jeffrey Dahmer Tweets” for $500, Alex.
Sequential headlines on the ABC News website:
Chocolate spill makes for sweet mess on highway
State trooper uses jerky to save pup from highway
He’ll never settle for road kill again.
** You Said It
Speak to me only in Movie Quotes
Speak to me only in Science Fiction
Speak to me only in Disney quotes
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Enough already! You said it, now please shut up.
**What could account for this guy’s [I guess] skin graft?
Toilet Paper **
That’s certainly a… novel technique.
** What’s your obscure hipster Beatles reference?
Pigs – In – Space !! **
Little Piggies in Space
**The Expanse; season 3 (open spoilers)
Pigs – In – Space !!
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What are the long-term effects of marijuana?
Astral traveling
**The Little Old Man on the Bus
John McCain is all right **
John McCain rides the bus?
Does cannibalism actually produce “the shakes”?
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Well, I hope it was for veering back and forth over the center line, and not because of the bodies in the trunk.
Advice on how to deal with annoying neighbor
Nuclear survival? How would you do it?
I’m going to deal with my annoying neighbour once and for all.
How do I survive the fallout?
** What’s for dinner?
Isle of Dogs (no spoilers)
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I love Hot Dogs, too! Just don’t eat anything before dinner – you’ll spoil it.
These really need to be in the following order:
Toilet Paper
Have you used shredded rubber mulch? How well did it hold up?
What do you like to do for its own sake?
Poll: Ginger or Mary Ann?