** The last ice in my yard has melted!
Going fishing! **
Still a bit too damp for planting, huh?
Last poster name/Main screen title combo:
"Why are incels so…
Delicious
The Most Clichéd Life Possible
Going fishing!
That’s pretty cliched.
And now it’s
"Why are incels so…
wonky
What to do with slaves?
Stock the federal government with entertainers
The head of the EPA needs more jesters, stat!
** Poll: Betty or Veronica?
Air Conditioner turned on**
I’ll take Betty if the air conditioner is turned on IYKWIM.
** Didn’t want kids and had them anyway? What happened?
Human Genetic Engineering
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** Controversial encounters between law-enforcement and civilians - the omnibus thread
Fuck the fashion police.
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**Thought experiment/hypothetical/alliteration - Sex suddenly ceases
“Why are incels so angry?” **
Forget about incels. I’d be pretty annoyed myself.
** Didn’t want kids and had them anyway? What happened?
when north and south korea sign the treaty will we pull out?
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Maybe not. That’s why we had the kids.
Thought experiment/hypothetical/alliteration - Sex suddenly ceases
Is there a legitimate non-sex reason to rent a hotel room at an hourly rate?
Maybe; but that motel out by all the adult bookstores that rents by the hour is probably going to go out of business.
** Would you fly on Allegiant Airlines?
What to do with slaves?**
They’re stuck in economy class with the rest of us, only with no choice of beverages. 
**We’re out of…
Cowboy shows and coffee. **
Now how am I going to spend my Sunday? :eek: :mad:
You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian…
You’re going to fight a duel- what weapon do you choose?
Never bring kale to a knife fight.
**So a funny thing happened when I got pulled over today . . .
My first colonoscopy! **
This “stop and frisk” stuff has definitely gone too far!
**We’re out of…
The Sexy Shadows in Innsmouth
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Separated by one:
** How many pair of shoes do you own?
Where do your shoes live?
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** Another Iphone question
Do you need to shake fire extinguishers periodically? **
No, that’s only a precaution for Samsung Galaxy Note owners.
Aha moments in cooking
** We’re out of…**
Actually that’s more of an “oh crap” moment in cooking.
**My first colonoscopy!
Mystery pooper in deep doo-doo
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