Where is the opposite side of the world for you?
You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian…
Meat eaters and vegetarians dining together! Mass hysteria!
Dying alone: what safety measures are feasible?
God and Life
If it’s all the same to you (or even if it isn’t), I’d prefer something more technical and specific.
Pharmaceutical Ads on TV
Here was a first-rate opportunity for a Gilbert & Sullivan fan
*There’s chest pain, numbness, vision loss
Chills and diarrhea,
Redness, swelling, pus-filled bumps
And risk of pyorrhea
We list these nasty side effects
because our firm is dutiful…
But Humira’s still the model
Of a modern pharmaceutical!*
Oh, bravo! Bravo!
Whatever happened to ham radio?
Goyim as slaves.
All the radio operators are now slaves.
The Future Must Not Belong To…
Pharmaceutical Ads on TV
** What To Bring For a Day Hike
Peanut butter / dulce de leche lollipops?**
I always carry Peeps and cheap wine.
** KK Nayak GM, Corporate Affairs
Is there a legitimate non-sex reason to rent a hotel room at an hourly rate?**
Looks like KK Nayak took “Corporate Affairs” a bit too literally.
** Didn’t want kids and had them anyway? What happened?
You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian…
**
** Is there a legitimate non-sex reason to rent a hotel room at an hourly rate?
Are you lonely?**
What unusual skills do you have?
Going fishing!
**Didn’t want kids and had them anyway? What happened?
Are you lonely?
**
Pretty extreme way to solve that problem.
** An “A List” celebrity sent me a friend request on Facebook this weekend.
But I thought you were someone else… **
I guess he did.
** Is there a legitimate non-sex reason to rent a hotel room at an hourly rate?
You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian…**
…and you need a place to stash the leftovers? :eek:
Unpleasant truths about a genuine apocalypse (a thought experiment)
I have jury duty
That’s pretty apocalyptic.
Who on earth is designing the clothes for women these days?
Fuck the fashion police.
**What unusual skills do you have?
I have jury duty
**
Look out! It’s Fore-Man!
How / Do you use your old cellphone(s)?
Going fishing!
My skillz are electrifying IYKWIM.
** You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian…
Poll: Are you lonely?**
No, but the conversation lags.
“My, this is such a nice juicy steak!”
grumble grumble
“I like them seared on the outside, but dripping with juice!”
grumble grumble
Forget Casks of Amontillado! Toilet paper - that’s the ticket!
Dying alone - what safety measure are feasible?
Routine measures like having a fully charged cell-phone at all times, regular phone calls or texts to friends so they might notice if there’s radio silence - oh, and don’t hide in walls in women’s washrooms in a shopping mall. That should be on everyone’s “Don’t do it” list.
All pretty common sense, really.