What type of smartphone operating system do you have?
Fruit fly invasion
It’s on my Blackberry! :ba dump csss:
** A mouse crawled onto my arm.
I apparently had a stroke **
Yeah, that would give me a stroke too.
Vehicle attacks
At The Demonstartion Against The NRA.
Way to prove a point, I guess.
**Vehicle attacks
Lyft sucks. **
**What silly thing is on your bucket list?
My Wife found a Dead Guy in our Driveway. **
So far, just a squirrel, but someday…
** Ah, young love… or, people (perhaps stupidly) getting married young.
My Wife found a Dead Guy in our Driveway. **
If she’s leaving you for a dead guy, I doubt your relationship can be saved.
I’ve seen Fire and I’ve seen…
THe US Supreme Court as an enabler of police racism
** I have jury duty
Which rules do you break or which instructions do you ignore?
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** So, I got a Maine Coon kitten
I’ve had better Tuesday afternoons…**
** So, my Ancestry DNA results are in…
I’ve had better Tuesday afternoons… **
C’mon, some people would love to be descended from opossums.
**I have jury duty
I’m back!
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That was quick!
** Weird coincidences. Have we ever done this?
Bill Cosby: Guilty!
Ford is Mostly Leaving the Car Business**
That is weird.
Looking for sciatica pain relief suggestions.
Does this Count as a Mass Killing?
No, using pain killers to kill massive amounts of pain does not qualify as a “mass killing”.
** So, my Ancestry DNA results are in…
Bill Cosby: Guilty!**
On the bright side Cos, Ancestry says you’re descended from Spanish royalty.
**Is it rude to ask your age?
What are the boundaries of the crime of solicitation? **
So hookers between the age of 18 & ___ are okay?
So, my Ancestry DNA results are in…
**Golden State Killer/East Area Rapist/Original Night Stalker arrested? **
** Go to first new post Your expensive new Rx comes in a metal tube, best way to get all of it out w/o slicing your finger
An artery. [Lost family history] **
Well, that’s a side effect they never mentioned in the TV ad. 
I’ve had better Tuesday afternoons…
How are you feeling? And can I beat you up for that?
That seems rather unsympathetic…
You’re a meat eater and you’re dining with a vegetarian…
If you could be a non feeder vampire (a la True blood) would you?
That’s the trouble with getting a blood meal from a vegan. A half-hour later, you’re hungry again.
Bill Cosby: Guilty!
Famous people born in your home town.