** Big front yard or big back yard?
Sexual braggers?
**
I’m guessing “yard” is a euphemism.
Why no more ‘ONLY oldies’ stations?
Cheeseburger hegemony
I remember the good old days when you could find a hamburger and listen to oldies.
Why does Jupiter NOT effect global warming?
Your Momma Is So Fat…
…that she does affect global warming!
Sexual braggers?
Robert Deniro vs. Dennis Rodman Who is the better man?
…IYKWIMAITYDBLFIWAAH.
Simultaneously the Best and Worst Thing Your Significant Other Can Say to You
Thanks for the money! But WHY???
**Nearly tripped over a rattlesnake
I got lucky today. I found a guanabana! **
…which was hidden behind the rattlesnake.
**Simultaneously the Best and Worst Thing Your Significant Other Can Say to You
Found stuff
**
“What did you find?” he asked, warily.
** A veritable shitstorm
Horrifying fairground food
**
REALLY horrifying
** What’s the Large Intestine Good For?
Where is all the German stuff?**
Well, if you ate the sauerbraten three hours ago, given the normal rate of peristalsis and figuring in ambient temperature and activity levels, it’s gotta be nearing the sigmoid colon by now. Better stay close to home.
Watch List
Catch plane, or not?
Depends on if you’re on the watch list.
**When was the last time you used a traveler’s check?
Your Momma Is So Fat…
**
…I had to use traveler’s checks to go around her waist!
What’s the Large Intestine Good For?
Big Sale! (Must buy 4) – why?
Because you’re a cow! ba dump tsss!
Post Some Metal
Lucifer returns!
Great! I loved their early stuff!
What the ideal dangerous creature to keep in my moat?
Sexual braggers?
Interesting idea. But I doubt they’d be effective against Jehovah’s Witnesses.
What film was most diminished by it’s sequels?
Cheeseburger hegemony
Yeah, “Sliders III” was nowhere near as satisfying.
** Does lava leave a large void beneath the earth?
Where is all the German stuff?**
Stored in a locker at the Greyhound station. Costs more, but lots easier to get to.
** Your Momma Is So Fat…
ROAD TRIP. Heh.**
ROAD TRIP around your Momma.
I stink even after bathing at one location but smell clean after bathing at another
Stanky raccoon-request advice
Off the top of my head-have him bathe at the other location?
The Trump era - what’s surprised you the most?
Trump wants a US space force
As God is my witness, I never suspected he wanted to be Spaceman Spiff.
What If Trump Doesn’t Leave?
Would you still believe if the reward was Hell
Hey, it’d be an improvement.