**I am officially an old fart
2500 Naked Women Together in One Place **
…and my immediate instinct was to tell them to get off my lawn!
** Stanky Raccoon- Request Advice
Seekign Advice, Not a Debate… **
Resolved: Stanky raccoons are a beneficial part of nature and should not be disturbed.
What?
** Stuck in a chair
Making Acronyms Out of Nothing at All**
Must be great, being able to work from home.
Families separated at the Border - effects upon the Midterms?
Things You Were Surprised People Could Be So Passionate About
No, not really.
Canadians - are you (newly) boycotting US products?
Language, people!
Yeah! It should be “peoplecott”!
Last poster/thread title on the main page combo:
Making Acronyms Out of…
Spiderman
**What happened/caused these 4 great evolutionary milestones
Canada’s US Dairy Tariff
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The role of Legislation in enabling Evolution has been scandalously overlooked.
** Giving yourself a needle
Stuck in a chair **
OUCH!
** June 30 “Families Belong Together” Events
Stuck in a chair**
Well, you shouldn’t have piled all twelve of them into the La-z-Boy at one time.
** 10 lb. block of ice - suggestions?
Products You Refuse to Buy Because You Hate the Commercial
**
“Buy 10 lb block of ice – Apply directly to the forehead! – Buy 10 lb block of ice – Apply directly to the forehead! – Buy 10 lb block of ice – Apply directly to the forehead!”
**Silenus has a custom title…
The Mark of the Beast **
Dang, now I wish I’d paid for membership.
** Most Beautiful TV Mom
What’s your idea for The Conner Family (Roseanne reboot)?**
Turning Roseanne into the most beautiful TV Mom? Not likely.
** Very weird veterinary question (treatment for exposure to insecticide – FOR A PET INSECT)
There’s a bug inside my monitor. Seen that before?**
Don’t spray it with insecticide
** Pop Culture tropes that infuriate you.
Jerry Springer show ends after 27 seasons**
That is so infuriating
US Southerners/Kentuckians: What’s a “holler?”
Why can’t my wife buy prescribed methadone without insurance
Because of those people in the hollers, of course!
** Old West bullshit facts.
Am I about to meet my insipid destiny?**
The actual last words of Wild Bill Hickok , accused of cheating during a game of Go Fish.
Help me with an OKCupid situation
Shipping by truck freight
If you can’t handle the cost, don’t try to meet reality stars from “My 600-Pound Life”.
** I love and hate menopause.
Not sure what to make of videos showing Joe Biden being creepy**
Well, at least Joe has age-appropriate interests.
Why Republicans still support Trump
Premium tequila in margaritas?
** If you died tonight how long would it take for anyone to notice
Why do people live in messy/dirty homes?**
It’s not messy, we just haven’t had time to take Uncle Andy to the funeral home.