**Best solos by someone not in the group
Han’s blaster goes for $550K.
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A little bit of stretch. But not that much.
** Social Security Question
Hot sauce —> ER visit: what could they do for him? **
Sorry, we can’t increase your benefits just because you had a sriracha overdose. But nice try, bub.
The Mark of the Beast
"black sheep"
Makes sense to me
Patrick Stewart returns to Star Trek!?
Does anyone here like eggs?
or bald heads that look like one?
I saw a western tiger swallowtail today
Stuck in a chair
Why didn’t you help it out? You just let it stay stuck in that chair. Just like that tortoise you didn’t flip over.
** What is the worst possible job you’ve ever seen or done?
Ask the guy that had a hemorrhoidectomy [TMI for sure]
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**There is indeed a Central Jersey. Naysayers are wrong.
Left turn area for bicycles **
There are no left turns in Jersey; especially in (a mythical place like) Central Jersey. You must either go thru a jughandle turn or a circle to get to your left.
**I am tempted…
Inappropriate University Activities **
Well, you really should be past such juvenile shenanigans by now, but as long as they’re not (highly) illegal or going to get a fraternity kicked out you should be okay. This means no inappropriate touching or forcing of alcohol; however, leaving of a farm animal somewhere won’t cause a social media firestorm, so go for it! 
** What IS the economy? What parts are so strong?
Raccoons and skunks**
Thankfully I had the foresight to invest heavily in raccoon belly futures.
**I, too, got a new kitten
I can haz new kitteh? **
Not my kitten, fella. Back off!
Two fans strapped together - what happens?
Suddenly can’t see YouTube comments anymore
** I got $35K to invest. What would you do?
That’s what banks are for, nimwit!**
Y so salty? Just make sure they have 1 years worth of expenses saved up first!
**What would make Trumps base supporters turn on him?
Sun Tzu - The Art of War
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The hard part, though, is getting them to read it.
**Please help me with a simple research project: 3 minutes of your time, max.
Geology or Lovecraft? You decide.
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No, I gotta go with Geology. I can’t believe that R’lyeh would rise all by itself.
**We Stop Emitting CO2, Methane, Other Greenhouse Gases Tomorrow - Now What?
the end of the pax americana? **
** Another pizza making question.
How “adult” did entertainment go in your city/town…**
Bet. E. Cheese and the Naked Coeds never made much of a dent in the pizza market.
Permits for protesting
Raccoons and skunks
Damn smelly skunks! And down with coons! I mean raccoons! Hey hey! Ho…what, I need a permit for this? FREE SPEECH! FREE SPEECH!
** Some of the things I’ve learned watching Seinfeld
Top of the Muffin to You!
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** Inappropriate University Activities
Geology or Lovecraft? You decide.**
Tough choice: they’re both pretty inappropriate.
** Something that always bothered me about the X-Men
How “adult” did entertainment go in your city/town… **
It was adult enough that they could show the X-Men, but not the XXX-Men.
**A couple of questions for those who support Donald Trump
What is the worst possible job you’ve ever seen or done?
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