Team Is Headquarterd In One State, Stadium Is In Another,Which State Gets Sales Tax On Tickets?
Two fans strapped together - what happens?
Depends, which state were they strapped together in, and are they still strapped in when they sit down for the game?
** Carnival shooting galleries with live ammo
US Southerners/Kentuckians: What’s a “holler?”**
It’s the sound a carny makes when you open fire before he has a chance to get out of the way.
**What would make you flee (or fight)?
Sun Tzu - The Art of War
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It always helps to have the User’s Manual!
Couple of questions about Seinfeld
Must you like an actor, comedian, or singer’s real-life personality to appreciate their work?
No. I don’t like Seinfeld but the show is funny. Next question?
** The Three not so blind Mice
What is the worst possible job you’ve ever seen or done?
Cataract Surgery**
Cataract Surgery on Blind Mice? Eeeewwwww!
It’s better now, IMHO:
** The Three not so blind Mice MMP
Cataract Surgery
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**Faking Agreement
Is this a marijuana plant?
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Yes.
Can computer viruses form randomly from computer code?
Yes.
Can viruses form randomly from decaying plants/animals?
Yes.
Anything else you want me to fake agreement on?
Legal question: How is a dog “provoked”
That’s what banks are for, nimwit!
CD interest rates these days make my dog seethe.
** A strange thing happened on my way to a business trip…
Flight diverted due to the unbearable stench of a passenger **
I hope the passenger was not you.
** A strange thing happened on my way to a business trip…
Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper**
I hope the shooter was not you (Straight to hell for that one)
Alternatives to The Straight Dope column
Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper
Now just calm down!!!
** Things you say upon feeding pets.
Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper**
So nobody better growl about the discount dry food. :mad:
** Most common (non-sexual) fantasies that would be played in holodecks
Planters Cheez Balls are coming back to stores. **
Most any thread that follows the first one is going to be funny.
** Carpool Karaoke with Paul McCartney
Deadpool 2! **
Carpool, Deadpool…what’s the diff?
** Things you say upon feeding pets.
Kidnapping? No, say accused kidnappers!**
And until you stop this PETA activist crap, no more milk bones for you.
Things you say upon feeding pets.
What’s new, Atlas? (AI, Robotics and tech thread)
You don’t understand, Atlas is my dog!
How Do Daredevils Do The ‘Box Of Dynamite’ Act?
Gun-type atomic weapon
That’s rather counter-intuitive.
What Does a Supreme Court Justice Do All Day Long?
Access memories of any one that has ever lived
** Murdering reporters
Sarah Huckabee Sanders deserves her own Pitting**
Well, it does cut down on repetitive questions at press conferences.
Why don’t cars have foam-filled tires?
Cramps causing actual damage