**Help with a craft project - plaster of Paris substitute
Making Diet Ice Cream
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** Strange creature caught on my phone!
I, too, got a new kitten
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** Little black balls on the body
Do you need to regularly disinfect your cell phone?**
:eek:
** Thank you, Unca Cece
Little black balls on the body **
And if you renew your Dope subscription for three years, we’ll throw in a unique set of gallstones and an inguinal hernia.
**Songs to kill a buzz
Fixing my vibrator **
It’s no longer buzzing
**A little game I play to amuse myself - It Is What It Is
Am I a bad person for doing this?
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Yes. It’s evil to perpetuate that trendy phrase
Tell us about something you’ve done once - and only once - and will never do again.
Am I a bad person for doing this?
Not if you never do it again.
Tell us about something you’ve done once - and only once - and will never do again.
Write the world’s best clickbait
Because if you write the best, the stuff you wrote before, by definition, wasn’t the best.
What are the biggest questions remaining in the study of recent human evolution?
Cramps causing actual damage
You’d think we’d have evolved to prevent that!
** My grandson exhibited at the Met
Am I a bad person for doing this?**
Depends on what you mean by “exhibiting at the Met”.
Why do Americans forget their ethnic roots?
Gun Rights
Little bloody footprints all over my house
Strange creature caught on my phone!
A vampire mouse?:eek:
I don’t understand why my girlfriend said this to me.
I got $35K to invest. What would you do?
It’s puzzling because I know she doesn’t have $35K to invest, ifyouknowwhatimean.
Tell us about something you’ve done once - and only once - and will never do again.
Little bloody footprints all over my house
Yeah, that’s the last time I shoot a leprechaun in my pajamas.
**Things I’d forgotten cats do.
Shooting at a Maryland Newspaper **
Cats!
Robin Cam!
Things I’d forgotten cats do.
Ah, poor Tweety, we hardly knew ye.
Slang terms for money
Sell me on Silver Surfer
“Silver Surfer” would be a bad, but not the absolute worst, slang term for money.
**Is it common for young adults with no jobs to get thrown out of their parents house?
Would you try living as an animal?
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“Honey, is that Junior sleeping in the dog’s house?”
** Couple find unique message during bathroom remodel.
What if 0.999… does not equal 1?
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“What does it mean?” they asked each other.
Not being mathematicians, they never did figure it out.
** Podiatrist = quack?
Anybody have a better idea on how to fight forest fires?**
Once the doc fixes our feet, we’ll just stamp that fire out.
Write the world’s best clickbait
Did you hear the good news/Have you got any good news
Well, that’s pretty damn weak. :dubious: