Sequential song titles that just came up on iPod shuffle:
I Can’t Believe What You Say
What’d I Say
Homosexuality Before Homosexuality, Masochism Before Masochism?
Court Packing Limits
They used to be called “court packers”.
** Protester Climbs Statue of Liberty, Forces Evacuation
Tell us about something you’ve done once - and only once - and will never do again**
Yeah, she’ll probably never do that again.
** What goes through your mind on a fast rollercoaster?
How reliable is testing for proving people crazy (or not)**
“The Validity of MMPI Results When Administered On A Fast Rollercoaster: A Case Report And Analysis Of Screaming Patterns” - Journal of Irreproducible Results 40:2241-2245 2018.
** I’m tired of being depressed.
Did you hear the good news/Have you got any good news?**
There’s 50% off on Paxil at Rite-Aid!!!
Some of the things I’ve learned watching Seinfeld
Restaurant protocol: am I being rude to my server?
If you learned it from Seinfeld, then yes.
**OK, I finished “Dune”: now what?
Carpool Karaoke with Paul McCartney
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What else?
Used Car question
Allergic to fruit?!
So don’t buy a 1962 Citron. (nyuk nyuk)
** What if 0.999… does not equal 1?
I don’t understand why my girlfriend said this to me.**
“0.999 is the loneliest number” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 
**Things I’d forgotten cats do.
Lions 3, Poachers 0 **
I can’t believe I forgot the way Fluffy used to kill poachers and leave them on our doorstep.
Visiting England—driving advice needed
OK, when do we leave?
As soon as I read up on some driving advice!
** They’re coming for us … what will you do?
Is social shaming more powerful than the law**
I dunno, but I’m getting the hell off Facebook.
Missing Soccer Team Found Alive in Cave
Did you hear the good news/Have you got any good news?
Answered and Asked
** Real-world examples of people making quips in face of death?
He (or she) is alive…**
I now know what my last words will be, and I’m even putting SHE’S ALIVE on my tombstone
** Sequential Threads 2000 (and 18)!
How We Handle Grief **
:(
**Help! Civil War Vet’s Book Needs To Find His Family.
How did the Civil War affect your family?
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OK, I finished “Dune”: now what?
Tell me about Haggis
Put a lot of Spice on it!
**He (or she) is alive…
Ant-man and the Wasp [possible spoilers past OP]
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He (or she) is alive…
Death at a Funeral – British version
Oh, those wacky Brits
Found stuff
Positive Gun News of the Day