** What is the outcome of a matter-antimatter explosion
Giuliani : ‘I want to see all their texts’ **
All Starfleet Captains used extreme caution with antimatter, knowing that Rudy was the Federation’s chief investigator.
**Brett Kavanaugh is the new Supreme Court nominee. Any Thoughts?
What is wrong with this guy? **
What were these night runners wearing?
Cow Teats
**Why does my arm muscle spasm?
Poll: A Poll for Women only: a Man involuntarily Touches your Breast
**
Sorry, didn’t mean to do that; it was an arm muscle spasm.
** Travel tips for Japan
If you are white and were called a “wypipo”, would you be offended?**
Yes, in Japan I expect to be called a “gaijin”. :mad:
** Four letter words–Change 0 to 1 letter to make a new word
6-Letter Word-Change one or two letters make a new word
Seven letter words change one or two letter to make a new word**
Where’s the five letter words?
I refused to sign the banks nosey form. Now what?
Cow Teats
** One reason I’m not a fan of Unions
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart**
Next time, just pay the dues without whining.
Ask The Guy Who Was Stabbed Next To His Heart
What is the longest you’ve ever waited to be seen in a hospital?
:eek:
** It’s going to be a First World problem kinda day …
Lions 3, Poachers 0
**
Sounds more like a Third World Problem kinda day.
**An actual extraterrestrial space craft lands on DC. What happens next?
White folks and alcholism **
Oh, like the rest of y’all wouldn’t need a good drink, too.
An actual extraterrestrial space craft lands on DC. What happens next?
Good luck with Gun Control now
“You can have my gun, when you pry it from my cold dead fingers.”
“Your proposal is acceptable.”
** Kill the rabbit! Or not
I saw a nude man, woman, and child on a Canadian highway sign
Skunked! **
Rabbits and nudists and skunks! Oh, my!
One reason I’m not a fan of Unions
Kill the rabbit! Or not
I won’t, it’s not in my contract.
**Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies
One reason I’m not a fan of Unions **
Hey, I’m just the OP. Keeping the thread going isn’t my job. Plus, my shift’s over, so I get double pay for any additional posts.
Member, International Federation of Message Board Posters, Local 42
** Charlie McCarthy radio ventriloquism … WTF?
He (or she) is alive…
**
I KNEW it!
It’s just like that Twilight Zone episode.
Edgar Bergen’s moving his lips was just a distraction!
** Earthy smell after rain
I refused to sign the banks nosey form. Now what?
**
Tell the nosey bank to smell the earthy rain.
** Poopy shoes in the MMP
“So we were out walking the iguana today…” and other rare sentences **
Don’t you hate it when people don’t clean up their iguana’s poop?
**What is the “easiest” diet for losing weight out there
Flies! Friggin’ flies!
**
You lose so many calories hunting them down and catching them that it’s a net negative calorie count when you finally eat them.
**Elevators with no floor buttons.
One reason I’m not a fan of Unions **
“Hey, buddy, the members of the United Brotherhood of Elevator Operators have gotta make a living. Now, what floor did you want?”